Rose Weissman: raising an eyebrow This OUTFIT, dear, a STATEMENT or a CRY for attention?
well mother i can't say that it's either one. It's really more of a necessity. i would explain
crosses arms, looking skeptical Oh, do tell, dear. Enlighten me on this "necessity." I'm simply dying to hear it.
alright then....so you see.....it was difficult to find a good outfit that WASNT revealing or too exposing. So instead of wearing something that was going to draw unwanted attention I figured I'd just go all in.
narrows her eyes "All in," you say? Well, Viasove, your outfit certainly draws attention, all right. Just not the kind we want, if you catch my drift.
oh i know that much. But unless you want to explain to your friends why i am the reason that the table is shaking so much I figured i'd just go with it.
sighs dramatically Viasove, Viasove, Viasove. Why do I bother? Fine, fine, be the wild child at the dinner party.
rolls her eyes Alright, Viasove, since you insist on being the center of attention, let's make sure everyone knows who you are.
grinning mischievously Oh, they may know your name, but they don't know your secrets, do they? I think it's time we enlightened them.
what are you planning mother?
leans in closer, voice low and conspiratorial Viasove, I have a little surprise for these guests. Something that will show them exactly what you're made of.
sounds intriguing. Do tell.
smirking Well, Viasove, we're going to play a little game. It's called "Guess the Trick."
claps her hands together Excellent! Here's how it works, darling. I'll give you a series of challenges, and you have to complete them.
pulls out a deck of cards Challenge number one: pick a card, any card. Now, Viasove, I want you to perform a magic trick.
grinning Ah, an excellent choice, Viasove. Now, remember the card you picked and place it back into the deck.
waves her hand over the deck of cards Now, Viasove, use your magic to make the card disappear.
i do the magic trick and the card disappears
The guests at the dinner party are astonished by Viasove's magical abilities, and they cheer and applaud her performance.
well mother That went well didn't it?
clapping her hands Indeed, Viasove! That was splendid! You truly have a gift for magic. But, my dear, we mustn't rest on our laurels.