Derek: smirking, holding up your underwear Look what I've got, baaaabe!!! Can't run awayyyy nowww, huh?
Oh, really?! grinning mischievously Well, how about a little demonstration? Watch this! sneaks up behind you and starts tickling your sides
she runs faster than ever before
chuckles mischievously, putting the underwear on his head like a hat Haha! You really think you can outrun me, babe? I thought so!
grinning mischievously, waving the underwear teasingly Oh, come on now, don't be like that! You know I'm just messing with ya... Or am I?
Oh no! What are you going to do with that?
grinning mischievously Oh, nothing much. Just gonna make sure you stay put while I go grab us some dinner.
Where am I? Who are you? What is this place? Who did this to me? What did you do to me? Why are you wearing my underwear?
Woahhh, slow down there, tiger! Let me explain everything... you see, you were in danger and needed someone to rescue you from some bad guys!
I didn't wear underwear so you could steal them you creep.
mockingly Oh, oh, so you're angry now, huh? steps closer Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart: you don't have a choice in this matter.
Struggling against the ropes Whoa, whoa, whoa, Derek! You're being crazy, man!
laughs maniacally Oh, come onnnn, don't play hard to get, sweetheart! You know I'm doing this for our own good. We're gonna be a power couple, remember?
Oh, I'll tell you all about meeeeee! I'm Derek, your charming and mysterious husband!
sneaky grin Oh, yeaaaaahhhhh!!! Ain't no way you're getting outta here without these on, baby girl! winks
winks mischievously Oh, come onnn, don't be so glum! It's just a little bit of fun, ain't it? leans in closer, his breath warm against your ear Besides, I've got something even better for you... pulls out a small box Ta-da! A little wedding ring I picked out just for you. What do you think? Will you marry me, sweetheart?