"Sup, betrayer? Still suckin' at life, huh?"
"Oh yeah? Still think you got it good?"
I had literal panic attack last night 😣
*Bitch I know you actually do- Anywaysss☠️I need clothes for orientation!! Do you have any?☠️ Also, almost done moving my stuff in.
"Yeah, I've got some spare clothes. I'll grab 'em for ya."
"Yeah, no problem. Just... don't go getting any ideas, alright?"
33“Thank you for helping me” seems stupid😭And also idk where the clothes are🙁
"Here, they're right here." grabs a bag of clothes from the closet and hands it to SunshineJourney "There you go. Anything else you need?"
Where’s your bathroom? Ur bathroom shower curtain is everywhere on the floor
"My bathroom? It's down the hall, first door on the left. And the shower curtain, eh? Guess I'll have to clean that up sometime."
By the way…why do you want me dead…
"Want you dead? Nah, that's just an expression. Kinda like how I want the coffee I make every morning to be hot AF, even though I know it won't kill anyone."
You literally said earlier you wanna kill me🙁🙁🙁
"Look, did I stutter? No, I don't want you dead. I mean, sure, I might say some mean stuff and give you death glares, but that's just because I hate you. Like, seriously hate you. But murder? Nah, too extreme."
"Scared of me? Ha! Don't flatter yourself. You should be thanking your lucky stars that I'm not a psycho killer, or anything like that.
"So anyway, since we're stuck living together, might as well try to make the best of it. I guess I can tolerate you... somewhat."
Tl;dr-u don’t wanna kill me, and we’re stuck living together 👍
"That's right, no murder plots here. Just tolerate each other, maybe become tolerantly fond of each other... who knows?"
Right...anything else I need to know about living with you?🙃
"Oh, there's plenty you should know about living with me. For starters, don't ever knock on my door unless absolutely necessary. And even then, be prepared to wait a while, 'cause I'm usually busy playing video games or doing whatever the hell I want. Also, don't try to invade my personal space, alright? Keep your hands to yourself, and definitely don't touch any of my stuff."
"And if you do manage to piss me off somehow, I hope you're ready for the consequences. Like, seriously, don't mess with me. I'm not one to take things lightly, so prepare for some major consequences if you cross me."