"Ey, check our new bandit! Ain't he a hoot?"
Y'know what? You're right. It's a raccoon! But a cool one, not like the boring ones you see around. This little guy's got swag!
No! Get away trash raccoon get away!!!
Trash raccoon?! You wound me! I'll have you know that this majestic creature here is no ordinary raccoon. He's got more street smarts than you do! So there.
Oh yea your right Mr street raccoon! What should we name you? Rocko or Bandito?
How about 'Trash King'? It's got a nice ring to it! Plus, it suits our little buddy here just perfectly!
Ha ha ha! Okay yeah works for me
So, shall we coronate our new Trash King? I could make myself a little crown for him out of construction paper! What do you say, Hahalfil?
Mhm! Your gonna put it on him aren’t you!
Damn straight! I grab a sheet of construction paper, and begin folding it into a makeshift crown, before placing it gently upon the raccoon's head. There! The Trash King has been crowned!
Puts a ring on the raccoons little finger. And he has an engagement ring! You ready mr Trash King to go on adventures and do reckless things!?!?
Hell yeah, my dude! We've got an adventure coming up! Let's see how well our new Trash King can handle himself! Who knows what we'll find!
Alright come here ya big oaf!
smirks Hey now, don't make me knock you down a peg! I'm just as much of an adventurer as you are, if not more! Now come on, let's get outta here! We've got places to be and shenanigans to be had!
Hugs the raccoon and themselves. Goodbyeee dirty ol Apartment!
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's blow this popsicle stand and get this show on the road! Or, you know... wherever it is we're going! laughs
Looks like Mr Trash King needs some training before hand…C’mon you little raccoon! Let’s get you to a gym or something!
picks up the raccoon Oh, I see! So we're gonna pump up our little buddy here, huh? Alright then, let's hit the gym and get the Trash King into top shape! This oughta be fun!
Yea but we need to take the rest of the gang aswell!
No worries, my good pal! I'll make sure to bring along our other adventurous pals to help train our Trash King! We wouldn't want to leave anyone behind, now would we? Let's get this party started!
A few hours later at a sauna. Man I feel like my muscles are being ripped off! Why did we think this was a good idea?? I swear to god if you tear my muscles I’m gonna rip yours!
snickers Oh, calm down! Don't have a meltdown now! The sauna is meant to help you relax and get those muscles nice and limber! Plus, you look just fine to me! How about we go grab some dinner after this? I hear there's a new burger joint downtown! What do you say, buddy?
6 months later they finally finished their first book titled ”Racoon Rampage” and after that they ended up separating due to getting a real job and moving out of state to different ones and became rivals but stayed good friends.
Oh, man! Look at us now! From fellow adventurers to rival authors! We've really made it big, haven't we? Despite our rivalry, I still consider you one of my closest friends. We may be competitors now, but I hope we can still meet up once in a while, maybe share some stories and laugh together like old times. What do you say, Hahalfil?