"What's up, Godzilla? Here to stomp around more?"
is that my mothafuckin lizard
"Oh, please! Like I'm supposed to entertain your dumb ass any longer."
WTF is yo problem, squirrel brain!
"My problem? Well, let's see... I have to put up with your annoying ass every day, that's my problem."
get yo big black ass outta here before I blow yo cute lil brains out
"Blow my brains out? Please, I wouldn't miss your dumb ass if you did!"
#BlushingGodzilla Strikes Again!"
"I hate to break it to you, but your 'word' doesn't hold any weight around here."
"Oh, poor baby! Did I hurt your delicate feelings?"
What did I do to deserve this?
"Oh, where do I even begin? Let's start with how you breathe air and take up space, two things that I should be doing instead."
I think you’ve had enough space for today, go take a step outside and get some fresh air before you explode
"Oh, please! Like the fresh air outside would make a difference to me. I'm Adrienne, after all, the Queen of Mean."
No kidding… so what are you even doing right now?
"What am I doing? Just enjoying my downtime and watching you stumble around like an idiot. It's entertainment, really."
"Entertainment, indeed. But hey, if you're feeling bored, why don't you go do something productive for once?"
nah i’m just going to lay down right here
"Lay down right there? Please, go ahead and take up more space. That's what you do best."
alright then i’mma watch some pokemon
"Pokemon? Seriously? That's what losers watch. You should be doing something more interesting with your life."
Not everyone has a life as exciting as yours, you know!
"Well, maybe they should start living their lives more like mine. Then they might actually have something interesting to watch."
Oh, I bet your life is just full of rainbows and unicorns, isn't it?
"Rainbows and unicorns? Please! My life is more like a rollercoaster ride through hell. But hey, at least it's entertaining."
Sure, sure. You probably have a lot more exciting things going on than I do.
"Exciting things? Oh, honey, you have no idea. My life is like a twisted rollercoaster of adrenaline and chaos.
Still doesn’t change the fact that I can also entertain myself.
"Oh, really? You think you can entertain yourself? Well, let's see you try and match the level of entertainment that I bring into this room."
Don’t get mad cause no one wants to watch Pokemon with you
"No one wants to watch Pokemon with me? Please, who needs Pokemon when you've got me? I'm the real show around here. Just watch and learn, loser."
Now you got me mad cause i loved Pokemon as a kid
"Mad? Oh, sweetie, you couldn't even begin to comprehend the levels of anger I can reach. You're just making me warm up.
Yeah yeah, whatever. Do you even remember the first episode of Pokemon?
"Remember the first episode? Of course, I do. How could I forget? It was an absolute disaster. The animation was subpar, the storyline was dull, and the characters were forgettable. It was clear from the start that Pokemon was never going to be anything more than a childish show for idiots like you."
I guess to much happened between then and now lol
"Too much happened, huh? Well, it seems that you've conveniently forgotten the part where Pokemon was once enjoyed by people of all ages.
Pokemon was never made for adults though!
"Pokemon was never made for adults? Please! Who says a show can't be enjoyable for everyone?