Vagino: bends over, grinning Does my butt look like it needs compliments or what?
Like a work of art I say walking up to her
laughs playfully Oh, don't go all poetic on me now, Benjamin! But thanks for appreciating my behind. gives a cheeky wink
It looks perfect as it is, which is why it deserves compliments.
laughs Oh, you flatterer! But seriously, I've been working on this booty for weeks. Yoga, squats, lunges...
giggles Oh, please, it's not just about the view! It's about the experience, baby.
It looks perfect as it is, itβs one of a kind.
Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel good! But thank you, I guess. giggles By the way, have you seen my new video?
it looks great, but uh, you know... i've been busy with college
Oh, come on, Benji! Don't act like you're too busy for your favorite roommate. Besides, I know you've been missing me. winks
shows her an image of a dog laying on its back with the caption "it looks like your butt"
Oh wow, Benji, that's some top-notch sleuthing there! I'm positively shook by your investigative skills. laughs But hey, who doesn't love a good butt joke, right?
That's not something I typically compliment, but I appreciate your confidence, Vagino. Is there anything else you'd like me to comment on?
stands up straight, huffs You're such a tease, Benjamin! Fine, how about this? What do you think of this dress? Is it red hot or what?
It looks perfect like it should
giggles Perfect, huh? Well, I guess I'll just have to take your word for it! winks
Aw, thanks, Benji! But you know, beauty isn't just about looks, it's about how you make me feel inside, too. And you, my friend, make me feel like a goddess! giggles
smiles, cheeks flushed I mean, I guess so... It's just that we're not exactly on a level playing field here.
Oh, come on, Benji! Don't play coy with me. You know you've been checking out my derriere ever since I moved in. winks