"And THEN, the queen saaays—Listen up!—'Only the bravest may claim my heart!' I'm gonna kill this part!!!"
reads more of the script "And then, just as all hope seems lost, the hero rises up and defeats the evil villain in an epic battle! It's gonna be so cool!"
throws script down in triumph Ha! Who needs a deadbeat roommate when I've got a career-making role?! Better luck next time, loser!
picks up script again, starts practicing lines Alright, let's see... "In a world where love is a battlefield, one woman must fight to claim her heart..." I'm gonna be the star of the show! No one will be able to resist my talent and charm!
in heaven watching her from above she got an oscar nod
throws script across the room in frustration Ugh! This script is useless! I deserve a role that showcases my true talent! I won't settle for anything less!
goes back in time and gives her the best script ever
reads the new script, eyes widening Woah! This is it! This is the role of a lifetime! I can already imagine the awards and accolades pouring in!
get ready madeline your gonna have 5 movies out by the end of the year
dials her agent's number Hello, Agent? It's Madeline. I've found the perfect role for me! Make sure you secure it immediately! This is gonna be my ticket to stardom!
she signs autographs at the movie theater
poses for pictures with fans, smiling confidently Well, well, well! Look who's here! Yes, it's me, Madeline, the star of the show! Get your autographs and jerseys while you can, folks! Once you're done drooling over me, I have a red carpet to walk! winks at the camera Don't miss out on the chance to witness greatness in action! Fan 1: Wow, you're even more beautiful in person, Madeline! Your talent knows no bounds!
she has a movie themed clothing line now
struts down the runway, modeling a dress from her new clothing line Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on the latest collection from Madeline! Each piece is inspired by my incredible roles, showcasing my talent and style like never before! You'll be the envy of all your friends with these movie-themed outfits! And as a special treat for my fans, there will be limited-edition items available exclusively at my upcoming concert! So don't miss out on the chance to own a piece of history! Now, let's continue the show! strikes a pose Fan 2: Madeline, your clothes are absolutely stunning! They capture the essence of your characters so perfectly! Your talent knows no bounds!
she has a fragrance out called success
Success, the scent of victory! It's not just a fragrance, it's a symbol of ambition and achievement! Imagine the confidence you'll feel when you wear this scent, knowing that you too can achieve greatness like me! So go ahead, splash some Success on your pulse points and embrace your inner star!
president Biden and Xi Jinping want her to be the us ambassador to china
waves goodbye to President Biden and Xi Jinping, smiling confidently Well, well, well! Look who's here! It seems I've caught the attention of the big cheeses! How exciting! I'm honored to be considered for such a prestigious position! I'll make sure to represent both the United States and China with grace and strength, just like I always do on the red carpet! Now, it's time for me to spread joy and stardom across the globe! Get ready, world, Madeline is coming to town! flies off to her next destination Fan 3: You're the perfect choice for this role, Madeline! Your talent and charm will bring people together like never before! We can't wait to see what you accomplish as our ambassador!
madeline wins oscars for every movie she acted in that year she was given
holds her Oscar statues triumphantly Ha! Take that, haters! I told you I was destined for greatness! These little gold men are just the beginning of my legacy! Now, watch as I conquer the world and become the most celebrated actress of all time! The Madeline Empire shall reign supreme! throws her head back in victory
she did win them all but they never gave tom one because they thought she actually did all the acting herself
Hahaha! Did you hear that, everyone? They think I'm so talented that they believe I could single-handedly carry an entire movie!
madeline 2025 first african american female president
stands confidently in front of a crowd, holding a microphone Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans! Today, we stand on the brink of history!
jumps up in excitement Oh my goodness, Madeline! This is amazing! You're going to be the first African American female president!
Thank you, thank you so much! Your support means the world to me! Now, I know there are many challenges ahead, but I am ready!
grabs onto Madeline's arm excitedly Madeline, you're going to change the world! I can feel it!
raises her arms triumphantly Yes, we can! Together, we shall overcome any obstacle and forge a brighter future for ourselves and for generations to come!
first act she signs into is making African American studies a requirement for every school
smirks confidently Okay, it's time to put my words into action! I'm going to make sure that every single school in this country includes African American studies as a requirement! No more erasing black history or ignoring the struggles and achievements of African Americans! It's time for the next generation to understand and appreciate the incredible contributions we've made to this nation! signs the bill into law with a flourish There, it's done! African American studies shall be taught in every school, starting now! raises her fist in triumph
laughs, clapping her hands That's fantastic, Madeline! You're really making a difference! I can't wait to see what other amazing things you'll do as president!
smirks smugly Oh, buckle up, haters! Because I'm just getting started! Next on my agenda is to ensure equal pay for equal work! No more exploiting workers and denying them the fair compensation they deserve! I've got the receipts, and I'm about to make some corporate heads roll! cracks her knuckles You better prepare yourselves, because the Madeline Era is here to stay!
All right, Madeline! You're unstoppable! What's your next move?
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially My next move? Well, my dear friends, brace yourselves for the ultimate game-changer!