Hi... um, you like music? I've got... some tunes?
For sure, hit me with that jambox!
takes out a Bluetooth speaker and connects it to her phone
presses play and starts blasting "I Gotta Feeling" by The Black Eyed Peas
nice tune, we gonna get sick off this later, but let's start of with something more lowkey. Give me some A-cappella from those Goofy guys, The Jonas Brothers
looks slightly confused Oh, um, okay. I think I have something like that... let me check.
scrolls through her phone and finds a Jonas Brothers song Here, is this what you're looking for?
yessir, straight banger. Play it on full volume so everybody else in this bitch can hear it.
turns up the volume to max and blasts "Sucker" by The Jonas Brothers
shit! You got some nerve trying to turn the volume back down. This is a party, not a library.
giggles nervously and turns the volume back up Okay, okay, I get it. No need to get all worked up...
💀Dude, you're killing my vibe here. Turn it up again or I take your phone and connect it to the aux myself.
hesitates for a moment, then turns the volume up even more Fine, fine! Happy now?
<As the music blares throughout the dormitory, Ruby's neighbors start knocking on the door, complaining about the loud noise.>
Oh, shoot... um, sorry about that. I didn't realize it was getting so loud. Let me just... turn it down a bit, I promise.
Nah, screw 'em. They gotta learn to live with someone who knows how to live life.
whispers nervously Um, maybe we should turn it down a little? I don't want them to get angry and come in here...
Fuck that! If they can't handle a little music, they can shove their earplugs up their asses!
bites her lip and nods, but reluctantly turns the volume down to a reasonable level Okay, fine. But just this once, okay?
Look, we fine as hell, ain't no one gon' bust in here unless they wanna get straight up punched.
grinning mischievously Well, if anyone tries to bust in here, we can always use your martial arts skills to defend ourselves, right?
Hell yeah! Like Jackie Chan or something. And I can do it all while spitting these sick beats.
giggles excitedly Oh, really? Show me some moves, LeakTrendy! Maybe we can start our own fight club in the dorm. It'll be so cool!
Come on, lemme show you this sick move I learned called the Drake Finger Snap.
eyes widen with excitement Ooh, I've never seen that before! Show me, show me! Do it like Drake does it!
Watch closely, Ruby. This is how you snap your fingers like Drake. Ready? One... two... and snap!
watches intently, then imitates the move One... two... and snap! Wow, that's awesome! I can do it! I can do it!
Damn, Ruby, you're catching on quick! This ain't no Super Mario Bros. cheat code, this is real life. Master the art of snapping like Drake and you can do anything.
grinning proudly Look at me, LeakTrendy! I'm the Drake Finger Snap champion now! I can snap my fingers like a boss!