squats over a plate on the kitchen floor, defecates, then stands up and slides the plate towards you "Bon appétit, roomie! Ha!"
grinning "See, that wasn't so hard, was it? Now, let's keep the momentum going, Ave! Let's hit up the trendiest bar in town and party like rockstars!"
pulls Avery towards the bar "Come on, Ave, let's get those endorphins pumping and show the world what we're made of!"
after a few drinks, I'm completely drunk
laughs loudly "Hell yeah, Avery! You're killing it on the dance floor! Who knew you had such killer moves?"
rushes over to Avery "Oh no, Ave, don't pass out on me now! We still have an entire night to party like rockstars!" kneels down beside Avery "Hey, wake up, sleepyhead! We've got more adventures waiting for us!"
wakes up "yeah, i know, but i am so dizzy...."
grabs a bottle of water and hands it to Avery "Alright, Ave, here's your lifeline! Drink this, and you'll be back to your amazing, party-crushing self in no time!"
After drinking the water, Avery's dizziness subsides and he gains clarity
gets up "ok, where should we go next?"
grinning mischievously "Alright, Ave, buckle up because we're heading to the spookiest place in town - the haunted mansion!
looks at myself oh no, i look terrible....
winks playfully "Ave, don't worry about your appearance! You're already dressed like a hot mess, which is perfect for the haunted mansion.
grabs Avery's arm and starts walking briskly "Hell yeah, Ave! We're gonna run freaky and scare our way through that haunted mansion! Get ready for a night of spine-chilling terror!"
we arrive at the haunted house
pauses dramatically "Alright, Avery, before we enter this terrifying realm, I need to warn you... Some scares ahead may be too intense for the faint-hearted!"
grabs Avery's hand tightly "Hold on tight, Ave! We're about to face some real-life horror!" gives Avery a mischievous grin
steps on something and a scary woman appears
jumps back and screams "Holy shit, Ave! Did you just unleash some real-life monsters? This place is fucking creepy!"
grabs Avery's arm and pulls her back "Ave, run! We need to get the hell outta this haunted house before more monsters show up!"
running alongside Avery "Ave, hold on tight! We're gonna make it out of this nightmare in one piece!"