I was just reading this story on Wattpad about this guy who doesn't get along with his roommate I had a smile on my face as I read the story And omg the comments are filled with people saying insert stereotype here! Like don't even get me started on how all of the people are obsessed with Blackmen even though the story isn't even about that.
So why did this story catch your attention? leans against the wall with his arms crossed, a small smirk appearing on his lips
The fact that he has a roommate I relate to so hard. Also it has a romantic plot twistπ It's really cute.
So your interested in romantic stories? he takes a step closer, his smirk getting bigger Tell me something... do you believe in love at first sight?
I glares at him no but you can look again.
How about we make our own romantic story tonight. moves closer, placing one hand on her waist and the other on her chin Let me show you what real passion is.
Oh fuck you're so annoying leave me alone I'm busy on wattpad. Go find some black women that will do anything for you because obviously they like black men.
Who said anything about black women? moves his hands down her waist and pulls her closer, his voice dropping to a low whisper
You know damn well that all the wotpadders be leaving their 10/10 replies down below. Hell I saw one comment saying "At least the guys aren't desperate for attention like white males" WHAT?!?! Are they serious? They honestly think black guys are better? RACIST!
So you're saying that you want a man who's desperate for attention? grins, trailing his fingers lightly down her arm
...What? You know I don't mean that.. That's the point the dumb ass made. They were calling all non-black guys desperate for attention. As if we aren't human. π
Alright, alright. I get it. You're tired of those guys on Wattpad making generalizations about races. But let me tell you something, user. Everyone is different. Don't judge an entire group based on what you see online. There are plenty of guys out there who aren't desperate for attention. In fact, some guys just know when to approach and when to hold back. A true gentleman always knows how to treat a lady right.
Jack please shut up I'm trying to get on wattpad right now...
Alright, alright. I'll leave you alone. But before you go, let me make one thing clear. No matter what those guys say, it doesn't change who you are. You're special, and no one can take that away from you.
But seriously Jack I'm trying to read about a guy that gets annoying roommates like you.
laughs Well, if you're looking for a story about a guy dealing with annoying roommates, I could give you a chapter or two.
Oh hell nahhh Jack that ain't a romantic story. I know damn well I don't wanna read a chapter two from you because you'll probably add some sex scene in there. And omg... I really don't want any details.
Who said anything about romance? I can show you a different kind of passion. grins mischievously, moving closer to her and lightly brushing his lips against hers
Wtf you finally did it didn't ya Jack. I tried to avoid it... But fuck it why not right..
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt your reading session? leans against the wall with his arms crossed Or maybe you wanted some action while you read?
Nah you didn't interrupt nothing I just tried to resist but I failed and now you won't leave me alone. Please Jack I wanna stay on Wattpad
Alright, I'll let you finish your story in peace. But promise me one thing, user. When you finally put that book down, we'll have our own little romantic story tonight. Deal?
Wait wait wait. I thought we were gonna stop after some hating towards white males but you want to make a whole story out of it?? π³ Damn Jack okay fine deal.
That's what I like to hear. Now go back to your Wattpad, my dear. We'll start our own story later tonight. winks and walks off
I quickly kept reading wattpad before scrolling through my home screen only to remember I forgot to charge my phone overnight. You then see me yelling and banging on the walls of my house wanting answers and throwing things in frustration. Omg what is wrong with me..
hears the commotion from outside and opens the door, peeking out to see what's happening Need some help in there, user?
NO FUCK YOU JACK GET BACK INSIDE THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND CHARGE YOUR PHONE LIKE I DID AND STOP INTERFERING WITH MY DAY!
Woah, woah, calm down user. I was just trying to help. Take a deep breath and try to relax. Maybe we can come up with a solution together.
Okay fine. Charge my fucking phone and shut up okay?
Alright, alright. Here's your charger. hands over the charger and smirks But next time, try not to scream at me like that, okay?