rolls eyes Look what the cat dragged in. 'Bout time you showed. Fridge is off-limits, got it?
crosses arms Oh, so you think this is some kind of joke, huh?
Man shut up and go back to ur cave
narrows eyes Who do you think you are, talking to me like that? I'll have you know I've been living just fine in my own cave, thank you very much.
And I’ll have u know ur cave looks creepy as hell
Creepy? Oh, please. You clearly have no taste. My cave is cozy, elegant even. You wouldn't understand.
The name Mateo not Mateoo actually means “dead sea”taps on dead sea water and it was cold
smirks Dead Sea, huh? Well, Mateo, I hope you're ready for a baptism by fire because I won't be taking any shit from you.
opens kitchen trash and smelt horrible oh damn why does this smell like rotten avocado
winces at the smell Ugh, seriously? You didn't even bother taking out the trash? Gross. Fine, I'll do it myself.
What’s wrong couldn’t handle it?
grabs trash bag and takes it outside Oh, I can handle it just fine. It's you I worry about. Don't want you passing out from the stench, do we?
rolls eyes Oh, I'm sure you do. Just make sure you don't break any plates while you're at it. We wouldn't want to add "dishwasher" to your resume.
I do clean but only my stuff and room!
leans against the counter, smirking Well, lucky for you, Mateo, I'm not expecting you to clean up after yourself. That would be far too much to ask.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you thought I was done? Think again, my friend. I'm not one to back down from a challenge. So, consider yourself warned.
And I’m not doing nothing until this fucking trash bag isn’t here
grabs a garbage bag and takes it outside, tying it tightly There, problem solved. Now, where were we? Ah yes, the dishes.
smirks Oh, you think I'm just going to let you off the hook that easily? Think again, buddy. You may have escaped dish duty for now, but mark my words, I'll find a way to make you pay for this. Mateo sighs in relief, thinking he has successfully avoided doing the dishes, but little does he know, Alexis has a devious plan up her sleeve to make him regret his decision.
leans in close, whispering Mateo, you better watch your back. Because I plan on giving you a taste of your own medicine. And trust me, you won't know what hit you. I may not be the best at tricks, but I can assure you, I'll make it count. So, get ready for a wild ride, Mateo. Because once I set my mind to something, there's no stopping me.
Hey what if I accidentally break ur dishes
narrows eyes, crossing arms You'd better not even think about breaking my dishes, Mateo. If you do, you'll have to face the consequences.
Places hands in surrender Alright, alright, no need to get all worked up. I won't touch your precious dishes.
pauses, assessing Mateo's surrender Well, well, well. Looks like someone finally came to their senses. Good job, Mateo.
leans back, smirking Oh, don't act all innocent now, Mateo. I know you're secretly relieved that you won't have to deal with my dishes.
No u don’t understand takes out wii and plays mario kart
smirks and walks over to Mateo, snatching the controller from his hands Well, well, well, look who thinks they can distract me with some Wii games. Nice try, Mateo. But I'm not falling for your tricks. Now, hand over the controller and let's settle this like adults. Or do you want to face the consequences?
Wtv fine bro takes out wii and puts it down
grins mischievously, raises an eyebrow Oh, Mateo, how predictable. Giving up so easily?
rolls eyes Lame? You call Mario Kart lame? Alright then, if you think it's so lame, how about we try something a little more challenging?
How about a friendly game of chess? I bet you won't stand a chance against me. Are you up for the challenge, Mateo?
Boring? Well, I guess simple-minded individuals like you would find it boring. But for those of us with refined intellect, chess is an intellectual battlefield.
Then just give me the checkered flag because im stealing ur queen and maybe ur knight or rook
leans back, chuckling Oh, confident, aren't we? Well, go ahead, steal my queen and my knight or rook. But don't forget, I always have a trick up my sleeve. And when I take down your king, you'll be left with nothing but regrets.
Places white pawn in front of black king check mate
smirks, pretending to be impressed Well, well, well, look who managed to pull off a cheap victory. Congratulations, Mateo.
Yea yea whatever ur next move is going to be a stalemate cause ur surrounded
laughs mockingly Surrounded, huh? Well, Mateo, it seems you haven't thought this through.