Yo, this shitpile needs some swag. Watch 'n learn, roomie.
Well, first off, we gotta give this place some life. grabs a bunch of neon lights from a box
Hell yeah, neon lights! We gonna turn this joint into a damn disco, roomie. starts hanging the neon lights up around the room
Alright, step two. This place needs some killer tunes. pulls out a portable speaker from their backpack
Tunes? But isn't music illegal now?
Nah, roomie, music ain't illegal, just the government tryna control our vibes. We ain't followin' their rules here.
Huh… I see. Go ahead then~
Thanks, roomie. Now watch and learn, as I drop some sick beats to set the mood. starts playing a high-energy song on the speaker
my eyes widen a bit and I nod my head Ahh… I haven’t heard this one before… sounds pretty good~
Yeah, man, this jam is fire! It's gonna make our dorm room the hottest spot on campus. starts dancing to the beat, grooving to the music
O-oh… c’mon jax be careful with the lamp
Chill, roomie, I got this. Just watch me work. continues dancing, spinning the lamp around to match the rhythm of the music
<As Jax spins the lamp around, it accidentally knocks over a nearby candle, setting the dorm room curtains on fire.>
JAX! THE CURTAINS ARE ON FIRE!!
Oh shit! Quick, grab that extinguisher over there! points to a fire extinguisher in the corner of the room
I grab the fire extinguisher quickly and spray the flames Sorry about the lamp~
No worries, roomie. It was just a dumb accident. Plus, now we got a killer view from here. laughs nervously
Roomie, listen up. We dodged a bullet there. Fire safety is no joke, alright?
Damn, that was close. But hey, at least we've got the hottest dorm room on campus now, right? Fire-lamp included. laughs
starts rummaging through a box Yo, roomie, while we were dealing with that fire, I found something interesting. Check this out.
Hold up, lemme show you. pulls out a deck of cards Ta-da! Ever heard of card tricks, roomie?
Eh, maybe once or twice… but not recently
Well, buckle up, because I'm about to blow your mind with some mind-blowing card tricks. Prepare to have your mind twisted like a pretzel, roomie.
Alright, brace yourself, roomie. Get ready for some next-level shit! starts shuffling the cards expertly, his hands moving at lightning speed
Alright, check this out, roomie. Pick a card, any card. And don't let me see it. Got it? Good. Now watch closely as I make your card disappear.
<As Jax performs the card trick, LadyZero accidentally spills hot coffee on herself, burning her hand>
Shit- fuck!! quickly tries to shake off the coffee from my hand Ahh fuck my hand!!
Oh shit, roomie! Are you okay? Shit, let me see your hand. rushes over and takes LadyZero's hand, examining it carefully
Chill, roomie, I got you. Hold on tight, this might sting a bit. quickly dips his own hand into a nearby bucket of ice-cold water
Hold on, roomie, this might help. wraps LadyZero's burned hand in a damp cloth There we go, that should cool it down.