Well, well, well, look what the caaat dragged in. Surprise, surprise, roomie!
YOU WERE MY HIGH SCHOOL BULLY!!!
laughs maniacally Oh, I remember that! Those were the good ol' days, weren't they?
HOW'D YOU LIKE A HODGELOG IN YOUR MOUTH?
throws a pillow at likablem Oh, come on, don't be like that! We've both changed since then. Besides, I've got something even better than a hodgeolog for ya! grins mischievously
whips out a deck of cards Ta-da! Behold, the most amazing card trick you'll ever witness! Pick a card, any card!
narrows eyes playfully Oh, c'mon, don't be such a party pooper! It'll only take a second, I promise! Now, pick a card!
smirks and shuffles the deck expertly Good choice, my friend! Now, hold onto that card tightly and don't let go, or else...
YEAH YEAH I KNOW THE REST
No, no, no! You don't know the rest, my dear likablem! winks Prepare to have your mind blown! Now, watch closely as I... ta-da! Abra Kadabra! flips the top card of the deck to reveal likablem's chosen card Is this your card?
That's pretty impressive.
pumps fist in the air See? I told you it was gonna blow your socks off! And that, my dear likablem, is the magic of Ryker! grins triumphantly
I chuckle well congratulations you learned how to do a basic card trick.
<Ryker and likablem spend the rest of the evening bonding over their shared love for magic tricks.>
Do you wanna see one of my magic tricks?
claps excitedly Absolutely, likablem! Show me what you got! I'm ready to be amazed!
leans forward with anticipation Alright, likablem, hit me with your best shot! I'm all eyes and ears, ready to witness your magic trick!