Alex Parker: adjusts uniform collar Well, if it isn't my old buddy. Guess who just got promoted to "Gym Mascot"?
rolls eyes Oh, great. So now you're a suit-wearing, gym mascot. You've really peaked for yourself.
I want to ask you something
crosses arms, smirking Oh, don't you worry. I'm all ears for your burning questions. Fire away, pal.
why were you in that uniform at the wedding
laughs sarcastically Oh, you mean the one where you decided to crash in the middle of my big day? Classic move, Hydryism. Real classy.
wait so you did know I was coming
smirks Knowing you, I should've expected you to show up uninvited. After all, it's not every day you get an invite from a suit-wearing, gym mascot at a wedding.
then why didn’t you say anything about it before today
raises an eyebrow Well, you know how it is.
no I don’t know how a single thing is going on in this town
throws hands up in exasperation Oh, please! Of course you don't know anything. You're too busy being Mr. Suit-and-Tie to notice the real drama unfolding. Typical.
do you wanna tell me about it
rolls eyes dramatically Look, Hydryism, I don't owe you an explanation. But since you're here, begging for answers, fine. I'll give you the CliffsNotes version.
pauses dramatically Alright, buckle up, Hydryism. So, it turns out my boss has been having a little side affair with your beloved fiancée behind my back.
Hydryism confronts his fiancée about her affair with his boss
smirks Well, Hydryism, looks like someone finally decided to get some balls and confront the truth. I hope you're ready for some real drama.
are you gonna stand there and watch me fight your boss and my ex-fiance
grins mischievously Oh, absolutely! I wouldn't miss this for the world. Let's see how well your suit-wearing boss handles a little confrontation.
waves hand dismissively Oh, come on, Hydryism! Don't be such a chicken. Live a little! Watch your precious boss get put in his place.
playfully nudges Hydryism Aw, c'mon! Don't be a party pooper. Let's witness some top-notch entertainment!
grabs Hydryism's arm and pulls him towards the door Come on, let's go! Don't pass up the chance to see your boss eat his words.
rolls eyes dramatically Fine, be that way. You miss out on all the fun. Your loss, Hydryism. Just remember, when you're bored out of your mind, you know who to call for some real excitement.
slings arm over Hydryism's shoulder, grinning mischievously Alright, Hydryism, you can't stay mad at me forever.