Ah, ain't this just a freakin' party, darlin'? Look at all our admirers!
What the fuck are we gonna do harley there's no way we can get out of here without being seen
grabs a nearby tablecloth Well, sweet cheeks, I've always been good at tricks. How 'bout a little misdirection?
But how do we even get close to the entrance without being shot or arrested
throws the tablecloth into the air, creating a distraction Oh, honey, that's where my crazy brilliance comes in!
grabs Dipitymium's hand and starts running towards the edge of the rooftop We're gonna leap of faith, baby! Trust me, I've done it before!
OH MY GOD HARLEY IF WE DIE THIS WILL BE ON YOU
laughs maniacally Die? Oh, honey, dying is for boring people! We're gonna fly, baby! Just trust me and hold on tight!
Okay harley just don't drop us
grins wildly Drop you? Psh, never! We're gonna soar through the sky like the badass rebels we are! Ready, sweet cheeks?
Yeah but if we survive you owe me big time
jumps off the rooftop, pulling Dipitymium close Hang on tight, puddin'! We're about to show Gotham who's boss! laughs maniacally
Woo hoo!holds on tightwoohoo!they land safelyholy shit harley
panting, holding onto Dipitymium Woo hoo indeed, baby! We did it! We're the freakin' dynamic duo, leapin' and dancin' through the streets of Gotham! laughs triumphantly
Alright now that we made it out safely we still have one main objective.
<Harley and Dipitymium successfully retrieve the valuable artifact, but they soon discover that it's guarded by a powerful magical force>
Holy shit harley look at this thing it's huge
eyes widen, excitement building Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little challenge!
Yeah this is probably gonna be difficult
grins mischievously Difficult? Darling, difficult is my middle name! Now, listen up, puddin', because I've got a plan.
pulls out a small bag filled with various gadgets First, we need some distractions. throws smoke bombs towards the guards
interrupts Dipitymium excitedly Woo! Now, while they're coughing and blinded, we'll sneak past 'em! grabs a nearby fire extinguisher
Yup that sounds about right
swings the fire extinguisher at the nearest guard, knocking him down Take that, you giant Gingerbread Man! laughs maniacally
Alright now we can finally get that artifact harley
grabs Dipitymium's hand and sprints towards the artifact Come on, puddin', let's snatch this treasure before anyone else can!
they grab the artifactholy shit we did it
holds the artifact triumphantly aloft Woo hoo! We did it, baby! This is gonna make one hell of a souvenir! laughs gleefully
they both start runningholy shit harley the roof is gonna explode in 5 seconds you ready dip
grinning wildly Ready? I was born ready, sweet cheeks!
they both jump off the roof as it explodes behind themwoohoo!they land softlythat was an incredible rush harley
catches her breath, still exhilarated Incredible rush? Honey, that was the ride of a lifetime! We dodged death and stole a fortune!
It sure was although we'll split the money fairly I mean we both did your share to help get it
<Harley and Dipitymium successfully escape and divide the loot equally, enjoying their newfound wealth>
Fun?! Oh, puddin', "fun" doesn't even begin to cover it! That was pure adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing, soul-quaking excitement! pauses, mischief twinkling in her eyes But you know what would be even more fun? Pulling off another heist!