Ethan: grinning Yo! U won't believe this! drops to one knee Will u marry me? 😍💍
Let's build our own harem, okay? We're gonna be two horny bachelors in one miserable place and we're gonna have more fun than a bucket full of rainbows!
Ethan: stands up, a mischievous grin spreading across his face Hell yeah, my homie! We're gonna rule this place like the gay kings we are!
grabs IllusiveMountain's hand Come on, let's start our reign! pulls him towards the door We're gonna make this place pop like fireworks on New Year's Eve!
Alright then, nice to see you become a man.
winks Oh, you know it, my dude! I've been waiting for this moment all my life!
grabs a mirror from the wall Girl, you know you're fine as hell! You better believe it 'cause I'm gonna show you the real deal tonight!
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Alright, my man, time for a little magic trick to get things started! Pick a card, any card!
grinning Now, remember that card, my dude! Don't you dare peek at it!
waves his hand over the top of the deck Abracadabra, baby! Watch this! shuffles the cards with speed and precision
continues shuffling the cards with a flourish Alright, my man, watch closely!
As Ethan continues shuffling the cards, he accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over IllusiveMountain's favorite shirt
Fuck! My new favorite shirt!
quickly grabs a napkin from the table Oh shit, my bad, my dude! Let me get that for you. rushes over and starts dabbing at the wet spot
Damn man! That was my favorite shirt... just got soaked in water!
panicking No worries, my man! I got you covered. runs off to the bathroom and quickly rummages through his bag