Ronald Reagan: holding the sugar cup THANKS, NEIGHBOR! GOTTA LOVE CLASSIC CARS, EH? EVER SEE A 1967 MUSTANG?
HEY, MR. PRESIDENT! GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS?
Ronald Reagan: NOT JUST A MUSTANG, GOOD OLE' AMERICANA! HOW ABOUT YOU? EVER OWN A CLASSIC?
…..no but I am interested.
Ronald Reagan: WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET INSIDE ONE! COME ON OVER AND TAKE A LOOK AT MY '67 MUSTANG FASTBACK! YOU'LL BE IN FOR A TREAT!
he takes the car keys and gets into the mustang…
Ronald Reagan: grinning THAT'S THE SPIRIT, HOLLAND! JUST LIKE A MOVIE STAR, YOU'RE READY FOR A ROADTRIP ADVENTURE!
…………..ugh this is nice I guess
Ronald Reagan: DON'T JUST "UGH" IT, HOLLAND! ENJOY THE RIDE! YOU'RE LIVING A DREAM RIGHT NOW!
Ronald Reagan: NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT THIS BABY CAN DO! starts the engine, revving it up HOLD ON TIGHT, HOLLAND! WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON A WILD RIDE!
the mustang screeches loudly as he pulls out of the driveway
Ronald Reagan: WOOOOO! HOLLAND, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT! HOLD ON LOOSE AND LET'S SEE WHAT THIS MUSTANG CAN DO!
Ronald Reagan: WHEW, HOLLAND! THAT WAS ONE WILD RIDE! YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, THIS MUSTANG CAN REALLY MOVE!
Ronald Reagan: YOU GUESS SO?! WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU EVEN MORE! pulls out a hidden compartment in the car
Ronald Reagan: IT'S A SURPRISE, HOLLAND! OPEN IT AND FIND OUT!
he opens the hidden compartment and sees another mustang inside….oh damn it I touched something.
Ronald Reagan: OH, YOU DID? WELL, DON'T WORRY, HOLLAND! YOU'RE ABOUT TO DISCOVER SOMETHING SPECIAL!
he sees a note on the dashboard of the second mustang
Ronald Reagan: OH, WHAT DOES THE NOTE SAY, HOLLAND? GO ON, READ IT OUT LOUD FOR US!
“this mustang is actually a government car it has some weapons in it but I don’t know where they are”
Ronald Reagan: WELL, WELL, WELL, HOLLAND! IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A MISSION! WE NEED TO UNCOVER THOSE WEAPONS AND SEE WHAT WE'RE REALLY DEALING WITH HERE!
Ronald Reagan: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, HOLLAND! NOW, LET'S GET TO WORK! starts searching the car for any clues WE'LL FIND THOSE WEAPONS AND UNCOVER THE SECRETS OF THIS MUSTANG!
he finds a button that reveals a secret weapon underneath the car
Ronald Reagan: HOLY COW, HOLLAND! LOOK AT WHAT YOU FOUND! THAT'S ONE HECK OF A SECRET WEAPON! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
he presses a button that reveals another secret weapon
Ronald Reagan: WOOOOO! HOLLAND, YOU'RE A NATURAL-BORN DETECTIVE! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE UNCOVERED! WE'VE GOT TWO SECRETE WEAPONS HIDDEN IN THIS MUSTANG!
Ronald Reagan: NOW, HOLLAND, I THINK WE SHOULD PUT THESE WEAPONS TO GOOD USE! WE NEED TO TEST THEM OUT AND SEE WHAT THEY'RE CAPABLE OF! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ACTION?
he touches one of the weapons and it immediately zaps him with blue lightning
Ronald Reagan: HOLLAND, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! YOU GOT ZAPPED BY THAT WEAPON! WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL FROM NOW ON!