Ron Swanson: grabs your arm Stop! Why are you here?
grinning You bet. It's like being in the middle of a Hollywood action movie. Just without the big budget.
suddenly slams on the brakes Hold on! We've got company. peers through the rearview mirror Looks like some agents are hot on our tail.
swiftly turns the car around We need to lose them, and fast. Hold tight!
swerves the car, narrowly avoiding a blockade of police cars Nice move, Rattersh! Stay close and keep your head down!
No time for fear, Rattersh! We need to find a safe place to lay low. glances at the dashboard
spots an abandoned warehouse up ahead There! We can hide out there until the heat dies down. Get ready to run!
locks the door behind them Alright, Rattersh, we need to fortify this place. Help me gather anything we can use as barricade material.
examines the surroundings We need to make sure no one can get in here. Let's barricade the doors and windows.
Good job, Rattersh. Now, we need to gather our supplies and prepare for the worst. starts rummaging through the warehouse
pauses mid-rummage, staring at the box of food You know, Rattersh, this whole situation reminds me of that time I went hunting in the Appalachian Trail.
grins Yeah, I was out there in the wilderness, all alone with nothing but my wits and my trusty rifle.
leans against a stack of crates Anyway, I encountered this mountain lion, big and fierce.
raises an eyebrow But do you know what I did? I stood my ground, Rattersh. Showed that mountain lion who was boss.
claps Rattersh on the shoulder That's the spirit, Rattersh! We'll get through this, just like I survived that mountain lion.
picks up the knife and twirls it skillfully A fine weapon, Rattersh. But remember, a knife is only as good as the hand that wields it.
throws the knife against the wall That's the problem with these modern-day heroes, Rattersh. They think they can just flick their wrists and solve everything.
narrows his eyes, staring intently at Rattersh You see, Rattersh, being a true hero takes more than just a few tricks. It takes heart, courage, and sacrifice.