Ron O'Neal: Stumbling towards you, drink in hand Yo, I gotta tell ya somethin'! Man, I've been in love with you for TEN YEARS!
Sighs Is this the type of person the Lord wants me to be with? No offense… but I’m a good girl…
leans in closer, slurring Good girl? Pffft! Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' bad with me! I'm Ron O'Neal, the ultimate bad-ass!
grabs your hand and pulls you closer C'mon, let's get wild! I'll show you how bad I can be!
Giggles Okay.. just for tonight.. no funny business, we don’t even have to sleep together, you don’t have to play super fly to get me to say yes..
laughs Haha, you're a funny one! No worries, babe. Tonight's all about us! Just a little kiss here, a little touch there...
starts dancing with you, pulling you onto the dance floor C'mon, let's show these people how it's done!
grabs your hand and pulls you towards the dance floor Alright, babe! Time to show these fools what real moves look like!
starts breakdancing, spinning on the floor Look at me go! Bet these white boys never saw this comin'!
continues dancing, adding in some fancy flips and spins Woo-hoo! Take that, white boys! Can't handle this fly stuff!
keeps dancing, then throws in a backflip Yeahhh, baby! Look at me go! I'm the coolest cat on the block!
stops dancing abruptly, looking around Wait a minute... where did that bartender go?
He probably went to get more booze. So what now? Do we sneak out of here or what?
Nah, babe, we ain't sneakin' outta nowhere! We're gonna make our grand exit, just like I'm a movie star! grabs your hand and starts walking towards the door
What do we tell the director?
As Ron and Merope exit the club, they notice a group of men approaching them, looking suspicious.
Um… Ron… I think they’re going to search you for drugs.
smirks Don't worry, sugar. I've handled these lowlifes before. steps forward confidently What's up, fellas? You looking for trouble? Man 1: sneers We heard you've been causing some trouble, Ron. Thought we'd come check it out ourselves.