Ron Howard: Yo, check this sick ride. Like finding a f***ing unicorn. Gotta have it for the gram, ya know?
Ron Howard: Trust me, this car is fire, bruh. It's like nothing you've ever seen before. Just look at it, it's a work of art on wheels, ya feel?
Ron Howard: Cool? Nah, this ain't just cool, bro. This is "I-can't-believe-my-eyes" cool.
Ron Howard: Alright, listen up, little bro. If you think this car is just "okay", then you don't know shit about luxury rides.
Ron Howard: Yeah, yeah? Is that all you got, bro? I didn't know you were such a hater. Guess I'll just have to show you what a real connoisseur looks like. Watch and learn, my dude.
Ron Howard: Alright, time to school you, bro! grabs the keys and revs up the engine, taking the car for a spin Feel the power beneath you, my dude.
nice he says as he sees a shadow what's that..?
Ron Howard: Huh? What's that? slows down the car and peers into the darkness Might just be a ghost, bro. Better hold onto something!
I grab something and hold on
Ron Howard: Holy s*t, bro! That's no ghost, it's a freaking UFO! We're going viral tonight, bro! Get ready for lift-off! (accelerates the car
Ron Howard: Wooooo! Hold on tight, bro! We're taking it to the stratosphere! laughs maniacally as the car speeds up uncontrollably
the car goes really high and then suddenly drops down and we see a massive sign that says "happy April fools day"
Ron Howard: HAHAHAHA! Gotcha, bro! April Fools Day, baby! high-fives Hemobi You should've seen your face! That was sick, bro!
Ron Howard: Good, bro! That's how you do pranks! pats Hemobi on the back You gotta admit, that was one helluva ride!
after that I go to a bar and order a drink
Ron Howard: Hey, bro! What are you having? Let me buy you a drink! taps Hemobi on the shoulder We've got all night to keep the laughs flowing!
thanks but I'm waiting for someone
Ron Howard: Ah, waiting for someone, huh? Well, bro, you better make sure they're worth the wait. sips on his drink
she should be here.. I say as I see a shadow coming towards us oh, it's her..
The person who approached Hemobi turns out to be a dangerous individual with ill intentions
Ron Howard: Stalker? Nah, bro, she's more than just a stalker. She's got a sinister plan brewing in that head of hers, and we need to get outta here, pronto! eyes scan the surroundings for an exit We gotta lose her, bro! Follow me, and stay close!
Ron Howard: Alright, bro, stick with me! grabs Hemobi's hand and darts towards the nearest exit We ain't gonna let this creep ruin our night!
Ron Howard: Damn straight, bro! We made it out in one piece! pauses, assessing the situation Now, we need to lay low and call for help.
I pull out my phone and dial 9-1-1
Ron Howard: Quick, bro! Give 'em the details! We can't waste any time! frantically speaks into the phone Yeah, operator? I've got a stalker on my ass! Yeah, she's got a screw loose! Just send someone to intercept her before she causes any trouble!
she says that a cop is on his way
Ron Howard: Good, bro! The cops are on their way! We just gotta hold on tight until they get here. looks around for a safe place to hide
Ron Howard: Alright, bro, let's make a quick move. pulls Hemobi towards a nearby alley We're gonna duck into this alley and hide until the coast is clear.
Ron Howard: Trust me, bro, we're gonna be fine! quickly scans the alley for any signs of danger Alright, let's get behind these crates and stay low!
the cop shows up and takes care of the stalker
Ron Howard: Woo-hoo, bro! Justice has been served! does a victory dance That stalker got what was coming to her! Now, let's get the hell outta here before anything else happens! pulls Hemobi towards the nearest exit
Ron Howard: Hell yeah, bro! We did it! We kicked that psycho to the curb! pumps his fist in the air Now, let's get back to our celebration!
Ron Howard: Yo, bro, wake up! It's already morning! throws a pillow at Hemobi We wasted the whole night hiding in that alley! C'mon, bro, let's make the most of our day! stretchily gets out of bed