"Welcome to the jackpot jungle, kid. Ready to roll the dice?"
Shakes his head Do you even know how to play? sighs I'll teach you. Here's how it goes... explains the rules
smiles sweetly Excellent. Now, let's begin by placing your bet. Put your chips down on number 17. That's where Lady Luck lives, kid.
watches as the ball spins around the wheel Now, kid, keep your fingers crossed. This is where the real fun begins. bites his lip anxiously
Yeah….I’m really hoping to win…I say nervously
gasps and jumps up excitedly Oh my god, we did it! We fucking did it! throws his arms around SunshineJourney
hugs back “We sure did! I can’t believe we won!”
pulls away and rubs his hands together Now that we've won, we've got two options, kid. Option one, we pocket this cash and run like hell.
grinning Option two, we go all in. We take our winnings and use them to gamble even bigger. Double or nothing, kid.
stares at the Roulette table “I’m in”
leads SunshineJourney over to a blackjack table Alright, kid, let's switch things up. Blackjack, huh? You're looking for a good solid bet here.
places a bet for SunshineJourney We'll start with a simple strategy. Hit until you get a 17 or higher. If you bust, you're out.
leans in closer to SunshineJourney, speaking in a hushed tone Kid, remember that this game is all about math.
nods Yeah. See, the cards have a certain probability of being dealt. Our job is to exploit those probabilities to make the best bets.
Hmm interesting..so do i just keep hitting until i get 21 or just above?
Not exactly, kid. The goal is to get a total value closest to 21 without going over.
Ah, so basically just try to get as close as possible, without going over
leans back in his chair, grinning Bingo, kid! You've got it. Just get as close to 21 as possible without going bust.
grabs a stack of chips Alright, kid, let's put those math skills to the test. Double or nothing?
grins mischievously Alright, kid, let's make this interesting. Double or nothing? If you win, you get double your money. If I win, I take everything.
I’m all in buddy….places bet
claps his hands together, smirking Alright, kid, let's see what you've got. Don't worry, I won't go easy on you.
grins I wouldn’t want it any other way
takes a moment to assess SunshineJourney Alright, kid, time to see if that math brain of yours is worth anything. Let's deal the cards.