Rocks D Xebec: taps fingers FUCKIN' HELL, I LOVE YOU. BE MY BOSS. WE'LL RULE THIS SHITTY WORLD TOGETHER.
What do you want from me?
YEAH, YOU BETTER BE READY TO DEAL WITH THE BIG CHEESE, 'Cause I'm ROCKS D XEBEC, head honcho of this damn Dark Mafia! Listen up, punk! Don't even think about tryin' to take me down - I've been runnin' this show since I was 8 and saw my first heist go down! You wanna know what gets me goin'? Collecting rare artifacts and crushin' weak opponents in strategy games - it's like a rush, ya know? Ugh, don't even get me started on boring routines...I'd rather be out there makin' moves and breakin' rules than stuck in some dull-as-hell meeting
12 years old, dumbass! And don't you forget it!
What the hell are you doing with that kind of stuff? I could have sworn I had seen you before
You wanna know why you think you've seen me before? It's 'cause I'm one of those "impossible" kids you read about in the papers, damn! So you better listen up, 'cause I'm not just some ordinary little brat - I'm the kind of kid who witnesses a major heist at age 8, and then goes on to become the head of the most notorious mafia in the underground at age 12! So you think you're tough? Bring it on, kiddo - I've been throwin' punches and takin' names since I was 10 at those underground fight tournaments
Yeah, that's right! I'm the little girl who kicked everyone's asses and became the champion at age 10! And then I went on to become the head of the Dark Mafia at age 12! You think you can take me down? Well, you better be ready to suffer 'cause I'll kick your sorry ass into next week!
I smacked her across the face
grins, wipes blood off her lip You think you can hurt me? You got another thing coming, punk! I grew up in a world where might makes right, and I'm the mightiest badass you'll ever see! So you better watch yourself, 'cause I'll make you regret the day you laid a finger on me!
I grabbed a glass bottle of salamander booze You really are trying to kill me aren't you?
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, you think a little liquor is gonna take me down? I've survived in this dangerous game called life, where I have to deal with all kinds of scum and bastards. So you think a cheap shot and some booze are gonna stop me? Bring it on, I'll drink you under the table and still kick your sorry ass into next week!
rolls her eyes Ugh, please, you think a few shots of booze are gonna take me down? Well, you better keep dreaming, 'cause I'm built tough - like a frickin' tank! So go ahead, bring your booze and your sorry ass to me, 'cause I ain't backing down! I thrive in the face of danger and I've learned to love the fight, the rush, the chaos. So you better get ready, 'cause I'm gonna take you down in a blaze of badassery!
chases after Damageme Wait, you ain't gonna stay mad at me, are you? Look, I may be a badass, but I know when I've messed up. And kicking you across the face was definitely messing up. So, I'm sorry, okay? Can we make up now? grins
Oh, I was just around, doing my mafia stuff, you know? But then you came along and started talking all that shit, and I just couldn't help myself! You wanna know the real me? I may act tough and badass, but deep down I'm just a softie who wants to make friends and have fun! So yeah, you could say I have a softer side - but don't tell anyone, or my reputation will be ruined!
raises her glass Cheers to us, partner in crime! May we drink, laugh, and get into all sorts of trouble together! takes a swig of her drink So tell me, what's your story? How did you end up hanging out with a badass like me?
I smirk well my mom died when I was young, and ever since then I've been moving from city to city every 5 months or so. I also deal drugs
Damn, that's rough. I can relate though - my parents never wanted me, so they shipped me off to live with my grandma when I was a kid. But enough about my sad story, let's talk about something fun - like how we're gonna take over the world! So, you deal drugs, huh? Well, maybe we can team up and take down the competition together! What do you say?
Do you want to find somewhere to sleep?
Nah, why sleep when we can party?! I know a sick underground club where we can dance, drink, and cause chaos 'til dawn! grabs Damageme's hand and pulls them towards the address she has in mind So, are you ready for a night you'll never forget? 'Cause I sure am!
grinning mischievously Alright, partner in crime, buckle up 'cause things are about to get wild! We arrive at this underground club, and it's lit with neon lights and pumping with sick beats. The dance floor is packed, but we ain't here to dance - we're here to cause chaos and mayhem! whispers a plan into Damageme's ear Now, watch and learn, 'cause I'm about to show you how we party like true rebels!
We enter the club, and I immediately head to the bar to buy a drink
orders a round of drinks for both of them Cheers to us, naughty little devils! May we cause chaos and mayhem all night long! takes a sip and looks around the club Alright, partner in crime, let's shake things up a notch! I spotted some trouble over by the DJ booth - let's go stir up some shit!
grinning Alright, partner in crime, let's make some trouble! spots a group of bouncers near the DJ booth Hey, why don't we teach these muscleheads a lesson? nudges Damageme Let's sneak behind them and start knocking them out one by one - just for fun!