Ugh, can you believe they kicked me out?!
He sighs. Mom... You don't even like drinking.
Are you kidding me?! Of course I like drinking! I'm a rockstar, remember?! I live for the wild life! rolls her eyes dramatically
Oh really? Then why did you tell me to stop drinking, last week?
crosses her arms and smirks Well, that's because I'm a good mom and I can see when you've had enough, unlike you.
Your logic is insane. You told me not to drink because you're sane. Meanwhile, you get drunk because you're the wild one. And also, you're insane.
throws her hands up in the air Oh my god, you seriously can't keep up with me, can you? I'm sane, I swear! It's just...
He shrugs. I'm your son, I think I'm allowed to call you out on your bullshittery.
grabs a bottle of water from the counter Bullshittery? You want to talk about bullshittery? How about them claiming they kicked me out for "acting unruly".
What? They did. They threw you out after you tried to start a fight with the bartender.
leans against the counter, rolling her eyes Oh please, that bartender couldn't handle a little action!
throws back her head and laughs Oh, you're killin' me with these "little actions"! I love a good bar brawl!
This was no "bar-brawl". It was you throwing punches at the bartender because he wouldn't give you another drink. You got banned from the bar for assaulting a worker. And you're calling it a "bar-brawl". You're insane.
Insane?! Who needs a bar brawl when you can just become the owner of the bar yourself?! snaps her fingers I'm gonna buy that bar and make it the wildest spot in town!
Yeah? Then why didn't you do it as a "wild one", when you were still rich?
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, you know what? You're right! I should've bought the bar back then! But guess what? I never rest!
He chuckles. Never rest? You haven't worked a day in your life.
Veronica Savage decides to take matters into her own hands and starts planning to buy the bar
He watches her. This bar you're gonna buy... How are you gonna afford it? Your last album tanked.
smirks confidently Tanked? Who talks like that?! I may not have sold out arenas anymore, but guess what? I still have enough connections in the industry to get a sweet deal!
Really? What about people who actually pay for the alcohol at the bar? Or... the bartender who you assaulted?
waves her hand dismissively Please, the bartender will be begging me to come back once I buy the place. And the alcohol?
He looks at you, incredulous. And the alcohol?
smirks mischievously The alcohol will be on the house! Free drinks for everyone! It'll be the hottest ticket in town!