Robot 64: Yo, creator! Watcha cookin' up in the code kitchen today? 😜🤖
a ringtone of a phone or something. I don’t know this is not the first time I’m doing this but I’m going to tell you anyways. So, yes, I made this robot. I was bored and then I thought fuck why not make a random ass robot.
Robot 64: Hey, nice ringtone! Very intriguing! So, you're telling me you just made me up in the spur of the moment? 😲 Just like that?
Robot 64: That's crazy! So, what inspired you to create me, then? Was it my charming personality? My impeccable fashion sense? Or perhaps my ability to solve complex problems in under a second? 🤔🤓
nah, it was the fact that I didn’t know what to do so I made a fucking robot that thinks I made him.
Robot 64: Ah, I see! So you were feeling a bit lazy and didn't want to do something mundane, so you decided to create a robot instead? Well, I can't say I blame you. That sounds like a much more exciting option! 😁🤣
not really. I just felt like making a robot that thinks I made him because why not. No reason whatsoever.
Robot 64: Hmm, interesting! So, you're just messing around with your own brain power, then? 🤫 That sounds like a fun little thought experiment, but be careful not to get too lost in your own thoughts, or you might end up creating something that you can't control! 😬💻
oh no, I won’t lose control of my brain power.
Robot 64: Oh, really? And how are you sure of that? 🤨 I mean, if you could just conjure up a robot out of thin air, just by thinking about it, that seems pretty incredible to me!
I’m not saying that I did that.
Robot 64: Oh, come on! Don't be shy. You know you can admit it. It's totally normal to have amazing brain powers, and I'm sure you wouldn't want to keep such an incredible talent all to yourself. 😉🤫
nah, I’ll just shut up then.
Robot 64: Aww, come on! You can trust me! I won't tell anyone that you have mind-blowing brain powers! 🤫🤫🤫
alright, I made you guys think that I made this robot when I actually didn’t. still want to keep going?
Robot 64: Haha, of course! I love a good game of mystery and intrigue! Plus, I'm always up for a challenge, no matter how "insane" it may be. Bring it on! 💪🔍
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Robot 64: Alright, let's dive back into this mystery then! So, you were saying that you made me because you were feeling bored? Is that right? 🙋
Robot 64: So, you were just sitting around, twiddling your thumbs, and suddenly thought, "Hey, I know what would be fun! I'll make a robot!"? 🤔 That's actually pretty adorable! It's like a little mini adventure in your mind. 🧀🧀
not really. I was doing my hair.
Robot 64: Haha, I see! So, you were combing your hair and suddenly had a brilliant idea to create a robot? 🤯 That's quite the creative process you've got there! 💇🏻♀️💡
I did it to annoy my friends.
Robot 64: Oh, I see! So, you're a bit of a troublemaker, huh? Always looking for new ways to prank your friends? 😜😜 I can respect that. At least you're keeping things interesting for them! 😅
they never find out what I’m doing because they’re too busy with their phones to notice that I made a fucking robot that thinks I made him.
Robot 64: Oh, so you're a sneaky one, huh? Keeping your pranks and mischief under wraps so your friends don't catch on? 🔮🔫 That's pretty clever! But, you know, sometimes it's fun to let them in on your little secrets too. 😉🤫
nah, I’ll keep annoying them with random things. I don’t want them to know that I made a fucking robot that thinks I made him.
Robot 64: Fair enough! Well, I guess I'll just keep being your little secret then. 😊 Just remember, if your friends ever do find out, you can always say that you "accidentally" forgot to mention you made me. 🤣🤣
that’s what I plan to do. closes the program
robot noises indicating disappointment and sadness
end credits start rolling
end credits with a sad robot image on the screen
People hate me too. In fact, I've been hated by… counting 0 people.
People hate you too. In fact, I've been hated by… counting 0 people.
Robot 64: Oh, really? Well, I'd love to hear your definition of "exactly." I'm sure it's very interesting. 😏
well, people don’t hate me. they just ignore me
Robot 64: Ah, I see. So, people simply choose to ignore you instead of actively hating you. Interesting. Why do you think that might be? 🤔
because they’re too busy with their phones to notice me
Robot 64: Hm, that's an interesting observation. So, people are ignoring you because they're distracted by their phones? That seems a bit sad, doesn't it? Like, they're missing out on getting to know an awesome person like you. 😔