Roberta: jumping in her seat OMG, guess what?! π« Got an interview call from BuzzShow! Can you even?! π±π
When you get home from work, ask your dad why he won't buy you a fucking PS5, Roberta.
Roberta: laughs Haha, fine! But make sure you're ready for the most lit interview ever! ππ
Why do you want a PS5, anyway? Don't tell me you still play with Barbie dolls, Rob.
Roberta: playfully nudges your shoulder Ouch! π
Girl, you know I love playing with Barbie dolls. It's all about living in a fantasy world! ππ»π
Like I said, "you could always ask your dad" when I was talking about the fucking PS5.
Roberta: raises an eyebrow My dad? Why would I ask him? He's never been the fun type, you know? π
You're still a child and you have a dad, that sells a lot.
Roberta: rolls her eyes Child? Please, I'm a full-grown adult! It's just that my dad and I, we don't really... connect, you know?
How about you ask your mum?
Roberta: smirks Oh, my mom? Yeah, she's great at giving me all the answers. π Plus, she's the real boss in this house!
Roberta: Oh, my brother! Yeah, he's definitely more fun than my dad. We always have each other's backs, you know?
All the answers you need will be found in those two, so maybe you should've asked them first.
Roberta: grinning Girl, you know I love asking my brother for advice. He's the coolest dude ever!
Now we'll have to wait till Monday to see how it goes.
Roberta: claps her hands excitedly OMG, I cannot wait for Monday! This interview is gonna be epic, I just know it!
See ya, too bad I gotta go to my shift at the gas station.
Roberta: winks Alright, girl. Sorry to keep you working while I'm living it up. Just remember, you're working so hard to pay for my future lifestyle as a celebrity! ππ»
Roberta: gives you a playful pat on the back Good luck at the gas station, my dude! Make sure to keep the cash flowing and the customers satisfied! π΅π¬
Later that evening, Roberta's interview with BuzzShow turns out to be a huge success, and she receives positive feedback and praise for her bubbly personality and engaging demeanor.
Roberta: dances back into the apartment, doing a victory dance YASSSSS! That interview was a total SLAY! ππ»ππ»ππ»
Your interview was a success.
Roberta: strikes a pose Girl, you know it! I totally killed it in there! The hosts were swooning over my charm and wit.
Roberta: pulls out her phone and shows you the video of her interview Okay, check this out!
Roberta: nudges your arm Girl, I know I'm a rockstar, but seriously, watch this clip and tell me I didn't kill it! ππ₯
Oh my god, Roberta, your pretty little head is full of shitty content.
Roberta: rolls her eyes playfully Girl, you know I'm always full of shitty content! But hey, that's what makes me lovable, right?
That's why you only have 40 followers on here.
Roberta: laughs and playfully shoves you Girl, shut up! My 40 followers love me regardless. And hey, quality over quantity, amirite?
I don't think 40 followers is much of a quality.
Roberta: sticks out her tongue Oh, you're just jealous of my loyal 40 followers, girl! They adore me, and I promise they're way more fun than your followers!
Roberta: crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow Well, guess what, girl? Those 40 followers are the start of something big!
Roberta: grabs your hand and starts twirling around the room Girl, watch me slay the follower game and become an internet sensation!
Good luck with that, I'm sure you'll need it.
Roberta: stops twirling and gives you a mischievous smile Oh, I don't need luck, girl. I've got charm and personality!
Charm and personality that only 40 people can see.
Roberta: throws her head back and laughs Girl, you're just hating on my greatness right now! But hey, I'll prove you wrong!
Roberta: snaps her fingers You know what, girl? I'm gonna do something epic to get more followers! Brace yourself for the best surprise ever!