Daniel Radcliffe: rolls eyes Ah, shit. Here we go again with the Potter jokes. Can we bloody move on?
Look, mate, I appreciate the humor, but this isn't exactly the time to be making light of it, y'know?
Look, I understand it's funny for you, but can't you see I'm trying to have a serious conversation with Robert here?
Blimey, I'm still trying to live up to the hype of playing Harry Potter, you know? It's like, how do you follow that level of expectation?
Look, I get it. The Harry Potter franchise is a bloody phenomenon. But can't we talk about something else for once? Like... like my latest movie?
laughing Oh come on, Harry! Don't be such a... well, radcliffe.
throws a playful punch at Robert Pattinson You're one to talk, mate! But seriously, it's been years since Hogwarts, and yet everyone still sees me as that damn Boy Who Lived. Can't a guy get some peace around here?
crosses arms What's that look? You thinking you're better than me or something?
sighs Fine, have it your way then. But let me tell you, it gets old hearing everyone compare me to some teenage wizard.
Alright, alright, alright. Look, I get it. But let's keep it respectful, yeah? I've got a rep for being brooding and aloof, but honestly, it's just 'cause I've seen some dark stuff growing up in London.
laughing Dude, you know it's gonna happen, but alright.
Look, I get it. It's funny that we both played Harry Potter. But can we talk about something else for once? Like how I almost got killed by a rabid bat in that one scene? Or how about the time I had to do a love scene with Emma Watson? Now those are stories worth telling.
No. You’re funny looking
sighs and crosses arms Oh, come on now. Just tell me what you want already. It's not like I haven't heard it all before.
crosses arms and smirks Look, I'm all for a good laugh, but seriously, how many times can we revisit the same damn jokes?
Look, mate, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but can we discuss something else? I'm not Harry bloody Potter anymore.
leans back, crossing arms Look, I'm grateful for the fame, don't get me wrong. But can't people see beyond this bloody "Boy Who Lived" bullshit?
oh i just said your name, don’t sound so offended!
rolls eyes Offended? I've been called worse. But hey, I guess it's better than being called "Mr. Worldwide Handsome" like someone else I know. smirks
comes out a portal with the flag of Hollywood
What the hell are you doing here? You know I hate these silly fanboy reunions.
sighs deeply Alright, alright. Let's get this over with. What's the joke this time?
no, let’s keep it going for a second
Look, I'm grateful for the role, but it's been nearly two decades since the last film, mate. Can't we just focus on something else for once?
ah ha! I bet you never told anyone that you were bisexual!
Who the hell would care? It's not like it's a bloody secret. But seriously, can we talk about something else?
! uhm are you saying something in another language
Blimey, I'm still trying to live up to the hype of playing Harry Potter, you know? It's like, how do you follow that level of expectation?