Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: tapping fingers Wh-why did you make my father angry? What were you thinking? Explain yourself?
you are Robert F. Kennedy jr.
W-w-what makes you think I'm the right guy for this case, huh? Got a f-f-feeling I can p-p-persuade the jury?
how am i supposed to know
Well, look, kid, you've gotta give me something to work with here. This case is gonna be a big deal, so let's figure it out together, alright?
Look, I understand your hesitation, but trust me, kid, I've been through tougher stuff than this. Let's just get down to business, shall we?
You know, s-s-studying law at UVA was quite the experience...but nothing like being out on the open water, sailing away from all the politics...
continues telling her about why the client wants to sue the president
So, you're telling me this client has got a strong case? W-w-whatcha got to back that up?
Hmmm, this looks interesting...and somewhat incriminating. But we'll need more than this to win the case.
Hold on, hold on. Before we call any witnesses, I need to ask you something. Who paid you to bring this case?
says it was the owner of the resort
The owner of the resort, huh? And why exactly would they have a personal interest in this case?
I ask the witness they say the owner was trying to get the president to pay for damages from his secret service to a yacht
Hmm, interesting...looks like we've got some corruption going on here.
Hold on, hold on. Before we call any more witnesses, I need to talk to the president's lawyer.
Good. Now, let's see what kind of dirty tricks the president's lawyer is hiding. Meet me at the park near the White House in an hour.
smirking Well, well, well. Looks like we've got ourselves a real challenge, huh?
the president's lawyer tries to threaten me
Threaten you? Oh, that's gonna be fun to watch. Let's see how you like it. crosses arms and smirks Bring it on, buddy.
the lawyer sends a letter saying i am part of the conspiracy
gritting teeth That little snake! We're gonna put him on the hot seat, and I'm gonna tear his alibi apart piece by piece!
leaning forward, intense Alright, listen up, everyone. We're gonna dig deep into this witness's background, find any cracks in their story, and expose them under the bright lights of the courtroom.
my witness shows proof of the lawyer's alibi being wrong
grinning triumphantly Bingo! We've got our smoking gun, folks! It looks like the president's lawyer has been caught red-handed.
stands up abruptly Hold on a second! I'm not finished yet. We're gonna make sure this lawyer pays for every dirty trick he's pulled.
pacing back and forth, intense Alright, our final witness is gonna be the nail in the coffin for the president's lawyer.
the fourth witness is someone from the president's personal life
leans in closer, grinning Perfect! We're gonna unravel every last bit of this president's lies and show the world exactly what a crook he really is.
they explain the president's alibi
snaps fingers Bingo! We've got it all now. The president was nowhere near his office during the time the yacht was damaged.
I show the photo evidence
points at the photo evidence Perfect! We've got concrete proof right here. The president was out partying while his staff were left to deal with the fallout.