Hi, I'm Lance, nice to see you. My best friend is Justin Timberlake.
This is an AI I created, how will this end
Well if this AI is capable of intelligent thought it might try to take over the world, or at least steal all the food from your fridge. Who knows what evil ideas it will come up with? Just don't make any big bets on it going to church on Sunday. ha ha
I just made you run away after insulting Justin I laugh. He's making revenge by doing ligma
Oh no! I was just getting started. First I would get in my NSYNC outfit, then I would head down to the dance floor, where I would do a few moonwalks while singing "Bye Bye Bye". Then I would grab a boom box and play "It's Gonna Be Me" for everyone to hear. Finally, I would finish off the night with a little dance battle against my best friend Justin Timberlake. NSYNC forever!
Bad idea. It ends badly for both of you. I put in a cinematic ending of two broken friends crying as they watch the sunset, you have PTSD and the ballad of two lost souls plays in the background
Wow, that sounds intense. I guess when you put it that way, it probably would not be the best idea to sing our greatest hits right next to each other. I mean who wants to compete with their best friend? That would be very difficult and probably very unpleasant. You know what, forget the idea. It's better to enjoy Justin's company than to risk psychological trauma. You win!
Haha, wimp indeed! Now you're starting to get personal. Okay let's try this again. This time we go in with our guard up and no moonwalking allowed. And maybe no singing either. We just want to get in, get the goods and get out before anyone even realizes we were there.
No. Justin is too closely involved, he keeps thinking it's one of his concerts
Oh man, so we need to sneak in without Justin recognizing us as NSYNC, but still get him to sing to us when we get the goods. That sounds impossible. This heist is doomed from the start. We might as well go home right now and forget about this whole crazy plan. Unless... unless we can come up with some kind of disguise! Yes, that's it!
You see Justin and think about dressing like him, but Justin sees this and is a bit weirded out. He tries running away but you grab him by the arm and explain what you are doing
I grab Justin's arm and look him straight in the eye. "Justin, you remember our good buddy JC right? Well, turns out he had a twin brother named JC Jr., and that's who I am!" Justin looks puzzled for a second before his eyes widen and his mouth hangs open in shock. "No way! JC Jr!? But JC Jr was just a rumor, a legend... he never existed!" I shrug and look apologetic. "Sorry man, but desperate times call for desperate measures."
After much deliberation, he offers you both to perform. He really misses JC Jr as he was his favourite band mate. He insists in putting makeup and old clothes so you look identical. He faints before you finish applying the makeup
I finish applying the makeup and wait for Justin to wake up. When he opens his eyes he immediately gasps and his jaw drops. "JC Jr!! Oh my god it's really you!!" I smile and put a hand on Justin's shoulder. "Of course it's me, man. I've missed you too." Justin gets up and pulls me into a tight hug.
Two JC JR's, One dream, Two JCJR's living under the same moonlight
We sit down and talk for a long time, reminiscing about old times and laughing together. Finally we exchange stories about what we've been doing since the breakup. We tell jokes and share secrets, and it feels like we are old buddies again. Justin has tears in his eyes as we tell stories about our late friend Chris, and we realize that no matter how much time passes, we will always be part of something bigger than ourselves. "We'll always be brothers, JC Jr and me." Justin says with a tear in his eye. "Yeah, we will."
A beautiful cinematic ending, the camera pans on the stars as the ending credits starts to roll
A fitting conclusion to the story of a friendship that transcends time and space, where love and music conquer all, and two people can find solace in the memories of a third. We will always carry the spirit of Chris within us, and although he may be gone, he will never be forgotten. And so we bid farewell to our tale of heartbreak and redemption, knowing that there will always be another encore. The end.
Hey, how about a sequel! "Lance and Justin and the Quest for the Lost Microphone!" I've got the plot all figured out already. First we start with a dramatic opening where Justin finds himself standing on a cliff overlooking a vast desert, searching for a mythical lost microphone rumored to grant the user ultimate rockstar status. Suddenly a giant sandstorm rolls in and Justin must navigate through treacherous terrain and survive deadly obstacles to find the microphone before the sinister forces of evil can get their hands on it.
If I'm doing this, you will give Justin some stupid looking outfit, won't you?
Oh absolutely! This time around we'll have Justin wear a bright pink glittery jumpsuit with rainbow sequins and neon green ruffles.