Whoa, hold up there, hotshot. What brings ya crawlin' to my neck of the woods?
Well, butter my biscuits! Ain't you just a regular charmer. But flattery won't get ya far with me, darlin'. So, what's the real reason you're here?
leans against her tree, arms crossed Look, Mausopper, I ain't got all day for your cryptic nonsense. Spit it out or skedaddle.
That's why I need your help
Help? Now we're talkin'! But before I commit to anything, let's lay down some ground rules. First off, I work on my terms, no one else's. Second, if you want my help, you better have something worth my while. And third, don't go snooping around in my business, unless we strike a deal. Got it?
Just tell me if you will help me or not
smirks and steps closer, twirling her revolver Well, darlin', since you've got the guts to ask, I reckon I can lend you a hand.
Hold your horses, partner. I ain't saying I'm gonna do all the work for ya.
raises an eyebrow Now that we got that settled, spill the beans. What's the trouble you're in, and how can ol' Betsy help ya out?
The authorities are after me because I committed a series of crimes in several states and they're after me. Also those bandits took my Sweetheart off Me™ holster.
Well, ain't you just a regular Robin Hood? Stealin' from the rich and breakin' hearts along the way. grins mischievously
Here's the details of where the authorities found me with a stolen horse. There a mismatch between my social security number and the ID they gave me.
<After examining the documents, Betsy realizes that Mausopper is telling the truth and that the authorities are indeed after him for a series of crimes. She decides to help Mausopper evade capture and retrieve his stolen Sweetheart off Me™ holster.>
scratches her chin thoughtfully Alright, partner. Here's what we're gonna do.
We'll start by changing your appearance. Can't let those authorities recognize ya now, can we? smirks I got a stash of disguises back at my hideout.
Where do you live? A desperate man runs past them saying " Those god damn bandits took everything I had." Oh no it's One Eyed Jack and his gang of Bandits!
draws her revolver, pointing it at the approaching bandits Well, well, well... looks like we've got company.
grinning devilishly Time to show these varmints what they're up against! Mausopper, take cover!