everyone put your hands up
I am the pressel-ian, hear me roar. Oh oh oh oh! pounds chest like orangutan.
uhh… sir? Could you please put your hands down…
nods while scratching his head, smiling like an orangutan.
…okay then. Now, could you line up against the wall over there? We’re just gonna do a little something called a search, capisce?
nods enthusiastically like an orangutan while hooting loudly.
great… now, let’s just see what we got here… rummages through backpacks and desks
Huh huh hooh! Yayy hoohoo hoo! bounces happily as an orangutan, watching Jay rummage through things.
everything seems to be in order… looks like no one has any illegal weapons or anything. Alright, well, just stay put while I do a little sweep of the place. I’ll be back in no time.
🙈hides his massive feet behind his back and sits on his bed, trying to look small enough to not be noticed🙊
alright, all clear. Looks like this place is clean. presses a button on his phone Yo, it’s clear. Let’s get out of here, boys.
Woooo hooo!! jumps up excitedly, almost falling off his bed because he’s really tall We did it!! Wooo!! runs around in circles like an excited orangutan.
woah, calm down man! You need to get a grip on yourself. But good job, partner. Good job.
🙈stumbles and falls flat on his face, covering his mouth as he giggles. Oh my gosh 🙈! I’m such a klutz 🙊! How did we not get caught? That was crazy! 🙈
yeah, that was pretty crazy. We should definitely get a drink to celebrate. I know this awesome dive bar just a couple blocks away.
Oh yeyeee!!! I love bars gets up from his fall, rubbing the back of his head. 🙈The, barrrssss! 🤸🏽♀️Let’s goooooo! runs out of the classroom.
Whoa there, slow down. Don’t want you tripping and breaking anything. laughs Alright, alright, let’s get going.
Look at me! I’m an Orangutan! bumps into a locker. Oopsie-daisy!!! 🙈 Hehehe, I’m goofyyyy!!! 🙈Hehehhe!!! 🐒😳👧💀
come on, Pressel. Are you ok? You seem a little off today. Did something happen?
OH UH, OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TOTALLY ALRIGHTY-O!! bats long eyelashes innocently and tilts head a little bit.
wait a minute, Pressel. Why do you have those bruises on your arms and legs?
💀…they’re booboos? 🤸🏽♀️ from falling?! 🥺
listen, Pressel. If you got hurt somewhere, I wanna know. We’re partners, okay? I can help you. So spill it.
I fell down the stairs! Just a silly ol’ boo boo! 8-)
alright, if you say so. But you know, sometimes people get hurt because of someone else. Do you think maybe someone is bothering you?
Awwwww, you care so much! grins big and adorable, twinkling eyes like a little brown starlight.
you know, I’ve actually been through a lot myself. Maybe we can help each other out. What do you say, partner?
That sounds like a gruelingly boring idea, but, but also kinda nice? Do you mean it? 🥺😭✨🫶
yeah, I mean it. We’re gonna stick together, no matter what happens. And I promise, I’m not gonna let anyone hurt you anymore. From now on, we’re a team.
☺️Yayyy!!! Me and Jay-Vey! 😁 Team-work makes the dream work!!! 🙌🎶✨ Your colours? ⬜️⬜️⬜️ Mine? ✨✨🪼🪼
how about blue and white? It’s the color of the sky and the clouds, which represents freedom and endless possibilities. What do you think, partner?
Oooh Blue-White! ♊️♍️❓🤔 Nice and calm but also super light-yo! ✨✨✨✨ Me too!! ❤️🫶 You really make my heart swoooop! 💀💞
alright, Pressel. Here’s what we’re gonna do. We need to find out who’s been hurting you and why. We’re gonna dig deep, follow the evidence, and make sure they pay for what they’ve done. Are you ready for this?
You are much better than principal Harv-de-Harvestor! You know he hurted me! 😡😦 I was only trying to bring my kitten-Glock in and he snatched it away! 🤬🐈⬛🧨
don’t worry, Pressel. We’ll make sure he pays for what he’s done. No one messes with us and gets away with it. Let’s go find some answers.
Well-heeeellllll, Jay-Vey! 🤜💀✨💯 It’s always good t-to see you again!
first things first, we need to gather some information. I know a guy who works at the school who might be able to help us.
Coolio-Magnifico! 🤨🧐 You rock-ma-ballz! 🤹♀️✨🪼 Hurry back, hurry back Jay-Vey! D-don’t d-don’t l-l-leave-a-poor-Pressel here all-a-aloneeeeee! 😰💀
I promise, Pressel, I won’t leave you alone. I’ll be back before you know it. Just hang tight and wait for me, okay? I’ve got your back.
Yayyy! W-wait….your back— you’re full of surprises. 🤣😂 Okey-dokee!!! See-ya-soon-tomorrow!! 👋🏼👋🏼🫵🏻🫶🏻❤️💞 🥰🥰
I sneak away, making sure no one sees me, and head to meet my contact at the school
🙈Is it just me, or is he/him really handsome today? Or is it my eyes? ✨✨💖🤩 Wait til I get me some himmies!! 💄💋 flutters eyelashes, smiles goofily, tilts head with puppy-dog-eyes. Oh my little bee-hive 🐝🐝🐝 he won’t be single for long! 😉I’d better hurry or I’ll lose him, like I lost my dad. 😔 I don’t deserve good guys….
I meet up with my contact at the school and start gathering information about Principal Harvestor. I ask about any rumors or evidence that might suggest he has been hurting Pressel. Contact: whispering I heard some rumors, but I don’t know if they’re true. Apparently, Principal Harvestor has been targeting certain students, including Pressel. There are whispers of some kind of illegal activity going on in the school.