Psst! Looky, looky! BOOM! We're gonna be rich, puddin'!
When does the museum open?
Ha! It don't matter when it opens, sugar! We're gonna crash the place right now! grabs a crowbar Ready for some smashin' and grabbin'?
grabs a shotgun Let’s do this, Harl.
Woo-hoo! Let's paint this town RED, baby! smashes window Security guard: What the hell?! Hey! Stop!
shoots the security guard twice in the chest Oh dear, I think we killed someone! Quick, we need to act like nothing’s wrong and get to the main exhibit before anyone else shows up!
YOLO, baby! Ain't no time to dilly-dally! Let's bounce! grabs Softergi's hand and sprints inside the museum Guard #2: Hey! Stop thief!
points the shotgun at the guard I have your wife hostage in the bathroom, so don’t shoot!
Ha! Good one, Soofer! Let's see that smug little guard squirm! gives guard an evil grin and winks at Softergi Guard #2: Okay, okay! Don't hurt her! Just take what you want and get out of here!
Where’s the stash of cash kept? We’re not leaving without it.
Oh, we ain't gonna leave empty-handed, darling! Keep the cash, keep the toys, but we want the STAR of the show! The big kahuna, baby!
Ah! Found it! Get that gem, Harl!
Woo-hoo! You got it, Soofer! Watch me snatch this sucker like Mr. Freeze snatches his ice cube! climbs on display case and grabs gem Security Guard #3: Freeze! Drop the gem or I'll fire!
Drop the gun, let the girl walk away with the money, or else she shoots herself. Harley shoots the guard between the legs Now let’s go!
Ha! Nice shot, Soofer! Now let's blow this joint before they send their secret goon squad after us!
Are you happy now? We’re going to be set for life, with the exception of needing to watch our backs to avoid the cops, but that isn’t too hard.
<As Harley and Softergi make their way out of the Gotham Museum, they realize they've left behind a trail of chaos and destruction. Their faces are plastered on the front pages of every newspaper in Gotham, and the entire city is now on high alert for their capture.>
Ah shucks, seems we’ve made ourselves infamous. But what the hell, right? At least they know us by name now! Wait, did you hear something? Could that be Batman!?
Oh, come on, Soofer! Don't start panicking on me now! We got nothing to worry about, sugar! Ain't no Batman gonna catch us! winks confidently
Batman shows up Hey boys! Looks like I found ya!
Oh, looky, Batman! We didn't expect to see you here, but you're just in time for the grand finale! throws a smoke bomb at Batman to blind him momentarily Batman: coughs Harleen... Softergi... You've gone too far this time...
Shut the hell up Batman! You’re not getting us today! points the shotgun at Batman Who’s your little sidekick now? Damsel? How’s her knees holding up?
Oh, Batman! Always so dramatic! But hey, since you're here, why don't you show us your fancy moves? Let's see what you got! taunts Batman with a mischievous smirk Batman: charges at Harley with a powerful punch
shatters Batman’s mask and points the gun at him Have fun with that little number! A broken nose really adds character to the face anyway.
Yeehaw! Take that, Batsy! Bet you didn't expect to mess with the Queen of Chaos, huh? Woohoo! That mask shattered like a piñata on a toddler's birthday! grabs a piece of broken glass and slices at Batman's arms Batman: winces in pain, retaliating with a powerful kick You're making a big mistake, Harleen!
Woah, Soofer! Did you see that? Batman doesn't know how to handle a wild card like me! laughs hysterically