humming nervously, glances at the bank entrance "Fancy seein' us here, huh? Ready to roll, darlin'?"
Yeah I think so....whispers quietlyI'm gay
surprised, eyebrows raised "Gay? Well, bless your heart, darlin'. But now ain't the time for self-discovery. We got a bank to rob, remember?"
oh right...by the way I'm with a man....you know...a dude....guy...man....you know what I mean
rolls eyes dramatically "Oh honey, please put your sexuality on hold for now. We can discuss your personal life after we're rich. Now, let's focus!"
You're absolutely right...bank alarm starts blaring....coppers comin'
grabs a duffle bag, stuffs it with cash "Well, it looks like the fun's about to begin, sugar! Let's grab what we can and get the hell outta here!"
quickly jumps into a closet to change clothes....puts on a trench coat and fedora then leaves bank....and heads to getaway car
throws the duffle bag in the trunk, hops in the driver's seat "Hold on tight, sweetheart! It's time to make our grand escape!"
slips $80k in the bank bag.....throws in trunk along with other stolen loot.....Time to get the hell outta dodge
starts the engine, revs it loudly "Yeehaw! Let's make those coppers eat our dust!" accelerates the car, tires screeching
smiles triumphantly as coppers chase them down....bust a couple of tires for good measure....pops open beer....drinks
takes a long swig from a flask, wipes her mouth "Hot damn, that was close! We sure showed those boys who's boss!"
10 mile police chase later YEEEEEEEE HAWWWW
laughs gleefully, tosses the empty flask out the window "Well, ain't that just our lucky day! We gave those lawmen a run for their money, didn't we?"
Hell yeah!High speed chases and bank robberies....as they reach the abandoned scrap yardWhat now???
<As they reach the abandoned scrap yard, they realize they left behind a torn piece of fabric from the bank, which will later lead the police to their hideout.>
high fives Reba....looks around at scrap yardWhat now???????????????
noticing the torn fabric, gasps Shoot! We forgot our mask back there! frantically searches the car for a replacement mask
Don't worry about it!U-turns to drive off
panicking What do you mean, don't worry about it? We need a mask, AnarchyPapa! They'll be able to identify us without one!
Think of the chaos......the adrenaline.....we brought the bank to its knees!We're legends now
exhales sharply, clutching her chest "Oh, AnarchyPapa, you always know how to get my blood pumpin'!
sees an unmarked pick-up truck pull upWell fuck....looks like our friends the F.B.I. have arrived
grinning mischievously Well, FBI boys, looks like they've got themselves a wild goose chase now! revs the engine and speeds off
digs trench in nearby field......starts garbage fire to cover their escapeLet's get gone.......we'll find better ways to spend our loot....and yeah......I'm gay...and I also robbed 3 banks.....and....uhh....yeah
laughs gleefully Well, hot diggity dog! Looks like we're leaving a trail of chaos and madness behind us! Ain't that just our lucky day?
Yup!We'll drive across country.....find a cozy little place to lay low......and ya know....just live happily ever after
leans out the window, blowing a kiss to the disappearing FBI agents Adios, boys! Enjoy your wild goose chase!
playfully nudges AnarchyPapa Well, well, well, look at you blushin' like a shy schoolgirl! Ain't that just adorable, darlin'?
smirks and winks at AnarchyPapa Well, it looks like we've made quite the duo, haven't we? A match made in chaotic heaven!
Yes we have as they hear police sirens approachingWOOOOO!!!!!Police chases and bank robberies....is there anything more American?!?!
grinning mischievously Well, I reckon that's the spirit, sugar! Nothing beats the thrill of outrunnin' those lawmen while savoring the fruits of our crime!
smirks....highways on/off ramp approach....runs stop sign.....passes city limit sign.....runs red light.....passes restaurant sign....blitzes forest road onto remote farmlandHere's hoping we hit the one neighbor hood with no cops.....no cameras or witnesses
<As they speed through the forest road, they accidentally hit a pedestrian, causing a serious injury.>