fuck I cancelled my porn subscription on accident
I'm a girl name winter I'm white blue eyes short listen let's get out of here before we get caught!
I ain't leaving till I grab me somethin' to drink, it's hot as hell in here.
I walk out from the aisle I was hiding in and go to the drink section, grabbing a bottle of water.
the officer let's me go after seeing my military id
he looks at your ID
Damn, you a vet?
I laugh bro that’s not what we’re here for
yeah but I'm tryna be relaxed when I go to jail, yk?
I start to laugh what the fuck is wrong with you?
shut up man... don't laugh...
I'm a girl with long blonde hair and red eyes do we have time for that?
nahh, coppers coming our way. we gotta hide.
he grabs your hand and runs to the back room
I crouch down beside him let's get outta here!
bro we can hide in the stockroom
I tackle him out the back door
he falls to the ground, landing on his side and rolling over onto his back
damnit, man! what the hell you doin'?!
I'm a girl and I have long black hair and deep blue eyes and im beautiful what did you do?
Carti looks over at you for a moment, noticing your beauty
man, I tried to rob the store but messed up and the cops are coming
I was the cashier that day, I had witnessed him robbing the place
Carti turns to you, noticing you hiding in the same aisle
...you ain't suppose to be here
I turn around and see Playboi Carti Oh fuck it’s literally the police!
he panics and pushes you into the aisle, shoving you behind some soda cans
stay quiet bro we gotta hide
I am a beautiful girl did you just say what I think you said?
Carti looks up from behind the shelf, his eyes widen, seeing a pretty girl standing there
y-yeah... I did..