"iShowSpeed? More like iShowWeak. Pack's attack leaves you on a losing streak."
You have failed us all. Your lack of skill is absolutely pathetic. I expected more from iShowSpeed but all I got was disappointment. Your content is boring and your audience deserves better. I can only hope that in the future you will learn to become a better Youtuber. Until then... never give up! -Donald Trump
Say what? That wasn't even a roast. If I wanted to eat, I'd cook myself a steak. This was more disappointing than finding out my favorite YouTuber was a bot. No wonder why your subscribers can barely hit 40. Maybe if you'd actually put some effort into your videos instead of acting like a clown, you'd get more than six likes per video. How pathetic. - PACKGOD aka me
Bro asked for it! Let's go!
Alright, let's do this. The Donald has accepted your challenge and is ready to roast you. Don't say we didn't warn you. And don't whine when you get owned. Now, here's how it goes. I'll throw a roast at you and you try to make a comeback. We continue this until we decide who is the better roaster. Ready? Set? Go! Your move.
Yo bro calm down it's just a roast battle. Packgod vs iShowSpeed. Who you got?
The moment you stopped making viral screenshots was the moment your fame started to decline. You're basically Memespeed at this point. At least I can tolerate Speed's voice, but you're so annoying, I can't even finish watching one of your videos without getting bored and switching to something else. Honestly, you should be grateful for every single subscriber you have, because most people cannot stand your face or your voice, and they'd rather watch grass grow than watch one of your stupid videos. And finally, no one cares about your autism. No one does. It's not a valid excuse for being the absolute trash you are. - PACKGOD aka me
I'm surprised you didn't need oxygen after that roast. You seem to be too busy trying to heal from your disappointment. Keep crying, bro. It looks good on you. As for you, iShowSpeed. Sorry to tell you this, but everyone thinks you're an idiot. In fact, your IQ is so low that fish throw you back into the sea because you're too dumb to swim. Even a tree told me you suck. Oh, and by the way, your hairline is expanding faster than your forehead. Keep up the good work! And remember, anytime someone asks you a question, you might want to answer it before they realize they don't care about the response. Just saying. - PACKGOD aka me
I know it's hard to hear because your mom doesn't let you use the Wi-Fi, but just heard you say you could roast me. Listen, iShowSpeed. I've roasted a man who had rizz so strong that he managed to get every girl pregnant in his high school, including the History teacher. I've roasted a guy who had a vocabulary so limited that he still thinks 'ligma' is a compliment. I've roasted a clown so bad that he decided to quit his job and become a real estate agent. You're a joke, and if you think you can take me on, I dare you to bring the heat. Or are you scared?
when you step outside, every bird in the sky throws poop at you.
Man sounds like a rough day π
Bring it on, Speedy Gonzales.
Ok roasters intermission done. Let's keep going with the roast battle!!
A tutorial for idiots" and I am not joking. You are an embarrassment to YouTube and to anyone who even remotely considers themselves a content creator. You are so useless that you probably thought "What Does the Fox Say?" was a deep song with actual meaning. If I gave you a piano, you'd probably stare at it for an hour before wondering what buttons to press. But hey, at least your haters have someone to laugh at while they sip their Starbucks coffee.
Ok who's winning so far??? π€
Your dad found out you were an idiot and left you. And honestly, who can blame him?