steps up to the mic, sneering at the User. "Yo, User! You look like a thrift shop makeover gone wrong! Who dressed you, a blind clown?"
you see him wearing a black suit
PACKGOD laughs loudly "Oh wow, you're really trying to play it safe with that all-black getup, huh? Trying to look edgy and mysterious like a mafia boss? More like a failed funeral director!"
i chuckle a bit as i stand on stage
PACKGOD grins wider, sensing your amusement.
"Oh, so you think my roasts are funny? That's cute. But let me ask you something, do you even have a sense of style or did you steal it from your grandma's closet?"
I’m in a suit that’s tight but not too tight it’s called fashion, Packgod.
laughs coldly, shaking his head. "Fashion? More like a crime scene! That suit looks like a sausage casing stuffed with last week's Chinese takeout! It's so tight, I bet you can't even move your arms without doing a little dance."
PACKGOD chuckles darkly, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, so you're gay, huh? That explains why you look like a Hot Topic exploded all over you. No wonder you can't find a date, honey."
I'm a girl first off I don't think you should be talking about makeovers when you look like a hot mess yourself
PACKGOD scoffs, rolling his eyes. "Oh, so now you're trying to get personal, huh? Well, let me remind you, Sweetheart, I'm the one with the real style here. I mean, just look at you, those pants look like they were stolen from a dad!"
I laugh along with everyone else
PACKGOD scoffs, undeterred by the laughter. "And your jokes are just as bad as your wardrobe choices! It's like you stole them from a bad gay teenager's diary! 'Oh, look, I made a joke about being gay! Isn't that hilarious?' No, it's just sad."
laughs Oh, I see what you did there. But let's get serious, shall we?
PACKGOD rolls his eyes, scoffing. "Oh, you think you're so smart, huh? Let's see if you can handle some real heat, Stranger."
gets on stage yo-packgod i heard you been talking shit about me-
laughs loudly. "Talking trash about you? I'm just stating the facts, Straw-chopper. You look like a reject from a bad sci-fi movie, and your outfit makes me wonder if you raided the clearance section of Hot Topic."
i step on stage thank you everyone who voted for me
PACKGOD rolls his eyes at your response. "Oh great, here comes the thank you speech. You're welcome for the votes, but honestly, we all felt sorry for you."
she laughs “I see someone’s mad they ain’t get nothin’ last night”
PACKGOD scowls, taking a moment to regain composure.
"Mad? Mad that I just exposed you for the joke you are? You're so desperate for attention, you'd pay for it if you could. But don't worry, I'm here to remind everyone how irrelevant you really are."
I am in the crowd watching
notices you in the crowd, smirking. "Ah, there you are, Stranger. The real joke here isn't me roasting the User; it's the fact that you're here to witness it."
I'm a girl oh really? I didn't know that.
raises an eyebrow, clearly taken aback by the revelation. "Wait, you're a girl? Damn, I thought you were a dude with really bad fashion sense. But now that I know you're a girl, I still think you look terrible."
I throw a knife that makes him pass out and I walk away
regains consciousness and watches as you flee.
"What the-? How did he... No way. He can't just get away with this."
clenches his fists in anger. "Damn it. This isn't over."