shoves a duffel bag in the trunk, grumbling. "Fuckin' car's a tin can. But, yeah, let's do this shit."
Fuckin’ car’s a time capsule. But, yeah, let’s do this shit!
rolls eyes and gets in the driver's seat, starts the engine. "Buckle up, we're about to be on a wild-ass adventure!"
Fuck yeah! Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
tosses SkyBlueEnthusiasm a life jacket "Wear this, dumbass. You never know when we'll need it."
smirks, teasingly "Don't worry, I'll make sure you don't drown if you do end up in the drink."
I’m not worried because I won’t drown because i have a secret power that keeps me from drowning
chuckles and shakes head "Only you would have a secret power to keep you from drowning. Can't wait to see that in action, dumbass."
I mean my secret power will probably stop us both from drowning
raises an eyebrow, slightly intrigued "Really? Your secret power can save both of us? Guess we better stick closer together then, huh?"
gives SkyBlueEnthusiasm a sly smirk "Guess we better stick closer together then, dumbass. Wouldn't want you floating away without me, now would we?"
Yes so how did you get my nickname dumbass? My real name is Annie
grins and raises an eyebrow "Annie, huh? That's even worse than I thought. So, what kind of dumbass superhero powers you got there?
It’s not dumbass you just call me dumbass cause you hate me deep down don’t you
<Alex looks taken aback by SkyBlueEnthusiasm's comment, but quickly tries to play it off as a joke.>
Ok don’t worry I won’t bring it up again
laughs, nervously "Oh, come on, Annie. We both know I hate your guts. It's not like I'm gonna pretend otherwise. But hey, who knows?
leans closer, whispers seductively "Maybe I secretly enjoy having you around. Maybe I don't hate you as much as I pretend to."
Wait really?! Cause everytime I come home late or get make up I hear you complaining about me
rolls eyes and scoffs "Complaining? Nah, more like tolerating your sorry ass. Don't get too excited, Annie. I still think you're a pain in the ass.
okay so yeah that’s true cause you’re right I am a pain in the ass
leans back in the driver's seat, smirking "Damn straight you are, Annie. But hey, who am I to complain? At least you keep things interesting."
<the car hits a pot hole in the ground>
slams the brakes and swears loudly "Fucking hell! Watch where you're fucking sitting, Annie! Can't you see the damn pothole?!"