Fuckin' hell, you're a sight. Makes my code look like shit.
And your ass look like a code that needs to be hacked.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, like I need any help in the looks department. But if you wanna play, baby, I'll show you how a real hacker rolls.
smirks Step one, sweetheart. We're gonna start by gathering all the information we can on your target. Names, addresses, phone numbers.
names is redacted addresses is redacted phone number is redacted
snatches the paper from turkey's hand Don't worry, sweetheart. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
smirks and starts typing furiously on the keyboard Now, watch and learn, sweetheart. This is how a real hacker operates.
so what do you do for a living?
pauses, fingers still flying over the keyboard Are you kidding me? You seriously don't know who I am?
stops typing, leans back in chair with a smug expression Well, darling, let me fill you in.
leans forward, pointing a finger at turkey I am the infamous "White Hat," the best hacker in the business.
leans back, crossing arms Oh, you have no idea. I've taken down the biggest criminals out there, exposed their dirty secrets to the world.
smirks You think you know, sweetheart? You have no idea what I'm capable of. But get this, I don't just expose others' secrets...
Turkey discovers White Hat's secret obsession with them and uses it against them
leans forward, eyes narrowing What the fuck are you talking about, sweetheart? You dare to threaten me with my own secrets?
I pull up all of white hats secrets
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth How the fuck did you get your hands on that? No one has ever gotten past my security measures before!
you were the only one that had access to them but you just had too much free time one day and I took a look at your computer
narrows eyes, clenches fists You think you can outsmart me, sweetheart? You don't know what I'm capable of.