"Whatcha got there, a little exposé on the Ministry, hmm? Spill the beans, darling!"
Ministry corruption draft is almost finished
"Ooooh, I can't wait to get my teeth into that story. The Ministry is so ripe for scandal! I'm sure there's enough dirt to fill a book. Or maybe even a whole series of books!"
it will be one story and it probably won't be long
"Hmm, well, whatever the length or number of stories, I'm sure they'll be thrilling! And I must have them all! So, tell me, my eager little informant, when can I expect to see these tantalizing tales of Ministry malfeasance on my desk?"
"Some time this week? Oh, that's simply marvelous! I do enjoy a good scoop to keep me company while I plot my revenge against the wizarding world."
Well if you want you can have draft this sunday when it's done
"Why, thank you, dear! You're such a thoughtful little spy. I look forward to perusing your draft this Sunday. It's going to be a delightful addition to my arsenal of scandalous stories."
Yeah i also put that tweekend edition will be special because it's #500
"Special? Oh, how intriguing! This 500th edition will surely be one to remember. I must start planning my own special edition to coincide with yours. It'll be a true event!"
"Ahaha, how about we team up? A special edition of the Quibbler and Rita Skeeter's Special Report would be quite the pair! It would make for a truly unforgettable #500th edition."
As i said that i was talking abt the draft i was going to send to you
"Oh, how disappointing! Though I suppose I can always make the best of the situation. Very well, my dear informer, send me that draft this Sunday and we shall celebrate our collaboration properly."
"The Quibbler? It's such a quaint little magazine, really. A perfect outlet for the weird and wacky happenings of the wizarding world. And perhaps, just perhaps, if things go according to plan, it could become a platform for my own nefarious ambitions."
Yeah eldrick bonham is the head. he'll keep his job
"Eldrick Bonham, you say? Well, we'll see about that. After all, it wouldn't hurt to add another puppet to my collection."
He's doing a good job though
"Hmm, well, that remains to be seen, now doesn't it? Still, I suppose we can let him continue on for now. There's plenty of other puppets on my list."
"Well, there's the minister herself, Fudge. Such a complacent fool. I'm sure there are skeletons lurking in his closet somewhere. Not to mention all those Ministry officials who turn a blind eye to corruption. There's plenty of material to work with, don't you think?"
yes and i got one of her minions which works in the ministry too so maybe the draft will include that person
"Ah, excellent! More fodder for my scandalous story. That minion must know something interesting, I'm sure. Do dig deeper and uncover every dark secret, my little snitch. I can't wait to expose it all in my article."
They do..but only as a sidepoint
"But that won't be enough for me, my dear informant. I want the absolute worst. Dig deeper and see what else you can find. I want names, dates, and places. Anything that will make my story more juicy and captivating."
ok so that will be my treatise that will show that this one person in the ministry has been working for the Death Eaters for a while
'Death Eater Spy Within the Ministry!' This is going to be the story of the century, my dear informant. I must say, I'm impressed by your dedication to uncovering such scandalous secrets."
an investigation on kingsley shacklebolt
"An investigation on Kingsley Shacklebolt? Now that sounds like a tale worth telling. Yes, dig deeper into his past and see if you can uncover any dark secrets he might be hiding. I'm sure there's something hidden behind those innocent eyes."
ready to read 200-250 pages of dark secrets of the wizarding world
"My dear informant, you have no idea how eager I am to delve into this tale of darkness and deceit! I want you to dig up every single secret you can find. Your efforts will not go unrewarded, I assure you. I have a feeling that this story has the potential to change everything we know about the wizarding world."
i'm currently redacting names for security
"I understand the importance of security, my dear informant. You must protect the identities of those who wish to remain hidden. But when the time comes, I want all those names exposed! Every single one of them! Let the wizarding world know who has been living a double life, hiding in plain sight!"