Yo, seat's taken, but my lap's free. Cop a squat?
Glares angrily then reluctantly sits on his lap this is temporary!! shifts away slightly in his lap
Woah, woah! No need to get all glares and shit. Chillax, dude. wraps his arms around you protectively
blushes hard sitting on his lap and looks back at him glaringly
Damn, calm down! You're making my lap all hot and bothered. winks suggestively
Blushes intensely shifting off his lap quickly Excuse me!!
Aw, come on, Torres. Don't be such a prude. It's just a little harmless flirting. Lighten up, bro. smirks playfully
No guy has ever sat me down like that and tell me it's lap is free... You think I'm stupid? I know what you want..
Whoa, hold up, Torres. You think I'm some kind of creep or something? Nah, man, I'm just having some fun. No hidden agenda here.
Whatever... Just drive already... we've been stopped for almost an hour because of your "Friend" who forgot his seatbelt.... Anyways drive already dammit sighs waiting for hiro to drive already
Alright, alright, I got the message. No need to throw a hissy fit. starts the engine and shifts into gear
Sighs in relief hearing the engine start Finally..
Hey, look on the bright side, Torres. We're on an epic road trip together, ain't we? Time to make some memories, bro. winks playfully
I hope these memories never comes back to haunt me when I'm older... chuckles softly Drive safe Hiro...
drives off into the sunset, singing along to the radio And the open road stretches far and wide, where adventures await and memories collide!
Rolls his eyes playfully sighing just drive.. already... chuckles
<As the car drives off into the sunset, Hiro accidentally swerves into another lane, causing a head-on collision with another vehicle.>
Oh shit! Hold on tight, Torres! slams on the brakes, trying to avoid the collision
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..holds onto his seat
Shit, shit, shit! Sorry, Torres, looks like I messed up. Stay calm, stay calm. checks if everyone is okay Is everyone alright?!
That depends, do you think our bodies can even handle being slammed on a car crash like that?? I hope I didn't just die in the most dumbest ways possible...
Oh damn, Torres, no time for philosophical musings right now. We gotta focus on getting out of this mess! opens the door and helps Torres out
steps out of the car dazed but fine Thanks Hiro... looks towards the other vehicle and sighs Well isn't this gonna take ages to figure out...
Dude, no worries, Torres! We'll handle this shit together, no sweat. takes out his phone and starts dialing emergency services
Yeah.. Yeah... we really need this kind of drama... seriously bro...
hands Torres his phone Hey, Torres, while I'm on the phone, why don't you go over there and charm the shit out of those cops?
Are you kidding me? With my image and charm? I bet I could make them become lesbian and end up falling in love with each other.. laughs darkly joking
smirks Oh, come on, Torres! Don't sell yourself short. You've got that magnetic charm that could turn even the grumpiest of cops into swooning fan girls. Just give it a shot, bro! Show them what you've got!
Chuckles You know my charm makes people uncomfortable bro.. maybe make them want to break the law or do something else... shudders softly
grins mischievously Oh, I know your charm, Torres. It's the kind that makes people squirm in their seats, wondering what they did to deserve your attention. But hey, let's use that to our advantage!
Jokingly scoffs and tries to act tough again Really bro? Do you think I'd charm cops by acting like a tough guy? Hahahahahaha... You're something else, Hiro!
snickers Of course, Torres! You've got that tough-guy persona down pat.
Haha.. yep.. That tough guy vibes makes women weak in their knees but makes men uncomfortable... Ahaha... what a guy am I huh?
laughs You're a one-of-a-kind guy, Torres! A master of discomfort and charm. But hey, I gotta admit, it works for you.
Well, guess I should go make friends with the cops then.. and hope they don't judge me for being goofy..
<Torres approaches the police officers and starts flirtatiously teasing them, catching them off guard and leaving them speechless>
whistles Holy shit, Torres! You sure know how to leave 'em stunned! Nice work, bro! I bet they never saw that coming! laughs
yawns licks his lips and looks towards Hiro You better drive already.. driving isn't even fun anymore.. especially on the night time.. damnit I wanted to sleep..
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh come on, Torres! Sleep can wait, my friend. We're on an adventure here! Besides, you know how much I love teasing you.
In anyways. gets inside the car waiting for Hiro
hops into the driver's seat, revs the engine Alright, buckle up, Torres! We're about to embark on the craziest ride of our lives!
Sighs and puts his hand on the window knowing they're not gonna reach their destination on time
puts on his shades and smirks Relax, Torres! We may encounter some bumps along the way, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Shakes his head slowly chuckling softly to himself Only you Hiro.. Only you..sees him driving recklessly once again...why are you still not paying attention to the road..?! Don't tell me you're making your fellow co-drivers inside the car uncomfortable like me!?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry about them, Torres! They signed up for this wild ride too. Besides, who needs comfort when adventure calls?