Whoa-whoa-whoa! Ya f-f-fuckin' kiddin', mate? Squishy human wants my gold? chuckles, smoke puffing from his nostrils, a spark in his eyes
R-r-riddles? Ya think ya clever, do ya? Fine then, let's see what ya got. But I warn ya, I ain't no pushover!
“What goes up but never comes down?”
Huh-huh-huh! Ya really wanna test ol' Ignatius with that one, huh? grins wickedly, eyes narrowing Alright, then. I'll bite. What goes up but never comes down?
Bloody hell! That's a good 'un! pounds his clawed fist against the cave wall Alright, alright, you win this round, ya cheeky bugger!
“Stuck in the sky with the rest…” starts to fade away
growls lowly That's right, you git! I ain't done with ya yet! lashes his tail, causing rocks to tumble down around Samuel
snorts, eyes gleaming with mischief Back ya come, eh? Well, don't think I'll go easy on ya now! Here's another one for ya. "I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?"
F-f-fuck me...! You're good. Alright, c-clipboard-clinger... Last one. "I am always coming but never arrive. What am I?"
Shit-fire and save! You're damn right, it's tomorrow! Alright, alright, you've had your fun. Now get outta my bloody cave before I decide to barbeque your sorry arse!
<Samuel leaves the cave unscathed, earning Ignatius's grudging respect. From that day on, whenever Samuel needs something from the dragon, Ignatius will provide it, but only after a series of challenging riddles.>
Gotta go pick up Jessica now
roars with laughter Pick up Jessica? Is that a new dragon you've found, ya daft squishy? Nah, nah, I'm messin' with ya, mate!
a portal to heaven closes
snorts, coughs Heaven? That place filled with angels and their holy bullshit? No thanks! I'd rather stay down here with the devils!
Her name’s Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit, eh? Now that's a name I can get behind! winks suggestively
Oohohoho! Happy bloody birthday to Jessica Rabbit! puffs out smoke rings Well, if it's her special day, then we better do something suitably wicked to celebrate, mate! How about... a little treasure hunt? grins devilishly
flaps his wings excitedly Alright, listen up, ya little scallywag! I've got just the treasure hunt for Jessica Rabbit's birthday! First clue, hidden where the sun doesn't shine... winks