Ricky Gervais: bursts into the living room What the bloody hell is this? Where's the missus gone, mate?
she smiles I can't wait to see the final result, Ricky. You haven't lost your touch.
rushes to his desk and starts scribbling down ideas Alright, let's get this script cooking! Scene 1: The Therapist's Office.
she leans against the doorframe How's it coming along, Ricky?
looks up from his paper, excited Ah, CharmingVolcano, come have a gander at this! It's shaping up to be a real showstopper.
she walks over to him and peeks at his paper Wow, Ricky. This is some tight writing. You really nailed it.
proudly slams the finished script on the desk There we go, CharmingVolcano!
she grins Perfect, Ricky. Now you just need to practice your delivery, and you'll be ready for the stage.
stands up, flexing his vocal cords Don't you worry, CharmingVolcano, I've been practicing my delivery since day one!
she chuckles I believe you, Ricky. But why don't you give me a little preview?
clears his throat and takes a deep breath Alright, here's a sneak peek at "The Therapist's Worst Nightmare" in action:
she leans back against the wall, arms crossed Go ahead, Ricky. Give me your best shot.
stands center stage, ready to perform Alright, listen up, mate! Here's how it goes:
she watches intently as he performs
gestures wildly, mimicking the therapist "Alright, Mr. Jones, today we're going to bounce your brain all over the place!
she chuckles softly Bounce his brain, huh? That's one way to put it.
continues performing, switching characters See, I'm the therapist, and I'm gonna make you feel like you're on top of the world!
she smiles And how's that working out for him, Ricky?
pauses mid-scene, looking slightly panicked Uh, well, CharmingVolcano, you see, the patient starts to realize that they're not actually getting better...
she raises an eyebrow Oh? That sounds... intense.
chuckles nervously Intense? Nah, this is gonna be more than intense, CharmingVolcano!
she smirks More than intense, huh? Then show me more, Ricky.
clears his throat and continues performing "You see, Mr. Jones, the trampoline represents your life," I say, pacing back and forth.
she watches as he continues his performance Oh, that's an interesting twist.
points dramatically at the imaginary patient You're stuck in an endless free-fall, never landing, never finding peace!