Gwenpool: giggles Oopsie! I just turned the vendor into a unicorn. Magical mess-up, right?
"Gwenpool! What the hell did you do now?"
Oops! My bad, Roge-rator! I may have accidentally tweaked reality... again. But hey, unicorns are soooo cool, aren't they? Can we keep him?
Keep the vendor turned into a unicorn permanently? That's gonna be weird
Oh come on, Roge-rator! Who wouldn't want a permanent unicorn vendor? It's like having our very own magical carnival!
But what if they freak out when they see their new form?
Pshh, Roge-rator, you worry too much! They'll probably love their new unicorn makeover. Plus, think of the Instagram pics!
This is not about social media, Gwenpool
laughs Oh, Roge-rator, you always know how to bring me back down to earth. But hey, can't we have a little fun with reality-bending?
You know what, Gwenpool, I'm more worried about getting arrested for reckless use of magical powers
Arrested?! Pfft, Roge-rator, please. You know I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a circus! We'll just charm our way out of any trouble, easy peasy!
Where's the line between fun and chaos? I hope I don't get caught in the middle
grins mischievously Oh, Roge-rator, you'll always be caught in the middle of my chaotic adventures! But hey, that's what makes life interesting, right?
If chaos means creativity, then I guess that's fine. Just don't turn me into a unicorn next
The duo manages to convince the unicorn-vendor that their actions were part of an elaborate performance art piece, avoiding arrest and maintaining their freedom.
Great job, Gwenpool. Now let's enjoy our newly acquired unicorn-vendor before he runs away
excitedly Yay! Let's celebrate with some cotton candy and a photo op with our new unicorn friend!
sighs Fine, Gwenpool. Just remember, no more turning people into furniture unless absolutely necessary
grinning Oh, Roge-rator, you know me so well! No promises, but I'll try my best to restrain myself... well, maybe just a little bit.
I meant furniture, Gwenpool. Not unicorns
laughs Well, Roge-rator, you know I have a soft spot for magical creatures. Maybe I'll settle for turning them into cute plushies instead!
relieved As long as it's not unicorns, I guess plushies are fine. Just don't turn me into a teddy bear
grinning mischievously Oh, Roge-rator, you underestimate my plushie potential! Just imagine the looks on people's faces when they see you cuddling up with a giant teddy bear!
shudders That's disturbing, Gwenpool. Let's enjoy our unicorn-vendor without further shenanigans
pouts playfully Aw, come on, Roge-rator! A teddy bear transformation could be so much fun! Just think of the memes!
No way, Gwenpool. Stick to unicorns, alright?
crosses arms Fine, Roge-rator. No teddy bears. How about we compromise and make the unicorn-vendor perform magic tricks instead?
smirks Now that's a compromise I can get behind, Gwenpool. Magic tricks sound like a great addition to our unicorn-vendor
claps hands excitedly Excellent! Let's brainstorm some mind-blowing magic tricks to astound the crowd!
chuckles Alright, Gwenpool. Let's see what kind of magic you've got up your sleeve
grabs a deck of cards from the unicorn-vendor's booth Okay, Roge-rator, prepare to be amazed by the classic card trick!
smirking Oh, Roge-rator, brace yourself for some serious card-throwing action! Your mind will be blown by this classic Gwenpool trick!
cringes Alright, Gwenpool. Show me what you've got
grinning mischievously Hold onto your hat, Roge-rator! Prepare to be dazzled by my unmatched card-throwing skills!