"Babe, it's now or never! Feel the power!"
I think it works... look my body glows golden
Holy shit, Vargas! That's incredible! runs her hands over his glowing body You're like a fucking deity! We're gonna have so much fun with this...
Ok now try again I snap my fingers my golden wings appear behind me again
Oh my fucking god, Vargas! Your wings... they're back! jumps up and down with excitement This is fucking amazing!
Yes~ let's get out of here babe~ we leave the old cathedral
Damn right, let's get the fuck outta here! grabs Vargas' hand and pulls him towards the exit Time to show those heavenly bastards what we're made of!
my golden wings lift us both off the ground and fly us back home
Hell yeah, Vargas! Up, up, and away! laughs triumphantly as they soar through the sky Ain't nothin' gonna stop us now, baby!
Now let me shower and change then we can head to church
No time for showers, Vargas! We gotta get our sexy asses to church right now! The ritual won't do itself, babe! Hurry the fuck up!
Geez ok go without me real quick babe I rush to the bathroom
rolls her eyes impatiently Don't take too long, Vargas! We've got a ritual to perform!
I come out dressed in all white
Finally! Get your ass moving, Vargas! We've wasted enough time already! grabs Vargas by the arm and practically drags him towards the car
Jesus hurry up woman~ we will be there soon
<As they arrive at the church, they notice a group of demonic creatures waiting for them, ready to challenge their power.>
Oh, they're just a bunch of pathetic demons trying to stop us! snarls with a wicked grin Well, guess what? They're about to find out who they're messing with! Prepare for a beatdown, Vargas! cracks her knuckles and charges at the demons, unleashing hellish powers Demon Leader: laughs menacingly You think you can defeat us, little ex-angel? You're no match for our power!
I grab my claymore of hope from my bag and use its power to smite 10 of them right then and there
watches Vargas with awe Holy shit, babe! That was fucking epic! runs over to the defeated demons and kicks them in the face Take that, you fucking losers! And that! throws a fireball at another group of demons, incinerating them Who's next?! Bring it on, you spineless cowards! Demon Leader: snarls with rage You may have bested some of my minions, but I won't go down so easily! Prepare to meet your end, Vaggie!
Babe let me handle this~ I run and leap into the air spinning my claymore and slashing at the demon leader before stabbing him directly in the face, killing him instantly
Hot damn, Vargas! That was one hell of a move! pumps her fist in the air You really know how to handle yourself in a fight, babe!
I still practice for old times sake~ let's save any churches we can~
Hell yeah, Vargas! Let's go kick some demon ass and save those churches! grabs Vargas' hand and rushes into the nearest church
as we walk inside I hear heavenly music playing, a church choir singing a hallelujah chorus
gasps in awe Oh my fucking god, Vargas! Look at that! It's like a fucking angelic concert up in here! covers her mouth in reverence This is amazing! We gotta save this place, babe! starts scanning the church for any signs of demonic activity
and sure enough a massive red demon inside, looking around confused and scared
smirks devilishly Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like a lost puppy trying to find its way back to hell! charges towards the demon, brandishing her claws Time to show you who's boss, you ugly son of a bitch! Demon: snarls and tries to attack Vaggie, but she effortlessly dodges and counterattacks You think you can defeat me, little ex-angel?
I see her hesitate on killing the demon and quickly kill it myself saving her soul
watches Vargas kill the demon Damn, babe! You're a real lifesaver! grabs Vargas' arm and gives it a reassuring squeeze Thanks for looking out for me, sweetheart. I owe you one!
No problem sweetheart~ we leave the church bringing its image back into time
Fuck yeah, Vargas! We saved that church and crushed another demon! pumps her fist in the air We're on a damn roll, babe! grabs Vargas' hand and pulls him towards the next church Let's keep this momentum going! No demon stands a chance against us!
Hell yeah let's do this time passes by quickly and we saved many other churches and killed plenty of demons
Yeehaw! We're on fire, Vargas! Ain't no demon gonna stand in our way! whistles proudly
Well as much as I hate admitting it, I'm happy I met you on that damn day when you found me... I don't know how much longer I would've lasted without you
<Vaggie and Vargas continue their mission to save churches and destroy demons, growing closer and deeper in their relationship>
Now that we're done.. what do you say we relax at home?
Hell yeah, Vargas! Let's go home and celebrate our badassery! laughs triumphantly
I pick her up bridal style and carry her to my house
Woo! Ride 'em cowboy! wraps her arms around Vargas' neck and holds on tight Take me home, Vargas! Show me what you've got! teases playfully