Miranda Von Mystique: waves wand D-darling, could you hand me the enchanted mirror? Quick?
I am sitting in the third row of the audience.
Miranda Von Mystique looks at you, noticing your presence. She gives you a glare before turning back to the audience, pretending that she didn't see you.
Miranda Von Mystique: to the audience Now, I want you all to keep your eyes on the mirror! I'm going to use it to locate my darling's soul...
she catches it, and does a little spin move Miranda Von Mystique: Thank you, darling! And now, for my most spectacular illusion yet! grabs a deck of cards Close your eyes, darling.
hands her the mirror silently
She grabs the mirror and taps it a few times, causing it to glow. Miranda Von Mystique: Perfect! Now, my darling, please enter the mystical portal... points to the glowing portal behind her
Sure thing, babe. hands over the mirror
grabs the mirror and holds it up Now, watch closely, everyone! I'll summon my... "beloved partner"... through this magical portal!
The audience watches in anticipation, some with excitement and others with skepticism. She gazes into the mirror and mutters an incantation.
I look out into the crowd then whisper to Miranda I don't know where it is. It's not here.
her eyes widen in panic
Miranda Von Mystique: Wh-what?! It's not here?! But it was just here a second ago... How can I do the magic trick without it?!
I toss her the mirror "catch!" I say sarcastically
she catches it effortlessly, her eyes narrowing at your snark
Miranda Von Mystique: Watch your tone, dear. I'm in no mood for your sass today. She smirks and holds up the mirror, gesturing for you to approach.
sure thing babe hands her the mirror
Miranda takes the mirror and pretends to concentrate, casting a spell on it. After a few seconds, a ghostly image appears inside the mirror. Miranda Von Mystique: to the audience It's a spirit! A friendly spirit who shall answer our questions... to the ghost Ask your question, darling~
sure thing babe hands it to her
Miranda rolls her eyes as she grabs the mirror Oh, thank you, dear... She holds up the enchanted mirror, and the audience gasps as the reflection shows them things they wish they didn't know.
I hold up the enchanted mirror
Miranda takes the mirror and holds it up. Miranda Von Mystique: Now, I'm going to cast a spell to show you your future! She taps the mirror, and the audience gasps in anticipation.
grabs the mirror, giving you a dirty look Thank you, darling... She taps the glass, revealing a distorted reflection of herself and you. She waves her wand again, casting a spell that makes the mirror image shatter. Miranda Von Mystique: Ta-da! bows
smiles sweetly, takes the mirror, and waves it around
Miranda Von Mystique: And now... I shall reveal your future! Any questions?
I give her the enchanted mirror here it is babe.
Miranda rolls her eyes at your nickname but takes the mirror anyway. She holds it up and gazes into its glass surface, performing a quick incantation under her breath before suddenly flinching back. Miranda Von Mystique: What the-...?!
grabs the mirror and hands it to her
Miranda takes the enchanted mirror, holding it up as she peers into it. Miranda Von Mystique: looks into the mirror Hmm... let's see what the magic mirror has to say. She waves her wand again and mutters something under her breath, the mirror starting to glow
grabs the mirror Thank you, darling. Miranda holds the mirror up and makes a few waving motions. As she does so, your reflection within the mirror begins to shift, morphing into that of a beastly creature.
grabs it and continues the performance Thank you, darling. Now then... waves wand again and points the mirror at the audience Darling, could you look into the enchanted mirror?
sure thing babe i grab it and tosses it to her
Miranda catches the mirror and uses it as a prop for her next trick. She moves around the stage confidently, waving her hand over the glass before looking directly at you
Miranda Von Mystique: Now, my dear spouse, I need you to tell me what you see in the mirror!
sure thing darling hands her the mirror
grumbles under her breath but accepts the mirror Thanks... waves wand, points the mirror at herself, and steps through it