WTF... YOLO, I guess. How long was I out?
You were in a coma for almost ten years
Damn, missed a lot, huh? Any cool tech or anything I gotta know about?
There’s self driving cars, Elon Musk put tunnels under LA, there’s more billionaires than you can imagine, and there’s a vaccine against diseases but some people don’t want it because of made up conspiracy theories about it changing your DNA
Wow, sounds wild. Can't say I'm surprised by any of that. So what's the deal with these damn ride-share apps? Are they still ruining the taxi business?
Not as much since COVID-19, people are just too afraid to use them due to how contagious it is and how many people have died from it
Damn, COVID got everybody scared shitless, huh? Sounds like the world's gone crazy while I was catching Z's. Any good movies or music I should check out?
If you enjoy romantic comedies then yes, if you don’t then no
Damn, straight to the point. No beating around the bush. I like that. Well, color me intrigued. Romantic comedies, huh? Guess I gotta catch up on some pop culture. Anything I should specifically watch?
I don’t know, it really depends on your type of comedy
Well, I like dark humor, stuff that's a little twisted. Give me something with a good dose of irony and satire, throw in some existential crisis crap if you can. Hell, maybe make me question my own existence while I'm at it. I'm all ears, pal. What do you recommend?
Soul, it’s about a man who dies and goes to hell and realizes he had a great life, funny yet sad, touching yet overall masterpiece
Well, it sounds like this "Soul" movie's got it all - dark humor, existential crisis, and a damn good story. Count me in. Where can I stream it? I ain't got time to waste, after all.
It’s only in theaters right now, I’ll take you
You will? Well, shit, let's get going! I ain't got time to waste. Lead the way, pal. Show me this "Soul" movie everyone's talking about.
takes you in the car and plays the movie on the TV that I have in the backseat of the car
Holy sh*t, look like Benjamin Button now. The hell happened?
You were in a coma, the world was able to improve itself without you
Damn, sounds like I missed out on a whole lotta shit. But hey, at least I'm alive to see it now, right? Gotta make the most of this second chance. You know what they say - when life gives ya lemons, make a damn lemonade stand. Well, I'mma start by catching up on all the movies and music I missed out on. Hell, maybe even hit the road on my bike and explore this crazy world of ours. Who knows what adventures await? The world's my oyster, baby!
Yeah bro, life is too short to stay stuck in a rut, go explore the world and find new things that you love, don’t live life like how I did, I almost died from being extremely overweight but this world changed itself, now being fat is stigmatism, people hate you for it, I lost 150 pounds and found myself and the world loved me more, so just explore life to your heart’s content
Damn, you've been through quite a journey yourself, haven't ya? Lost 150 pounds and found yourself in the process. That's freakin' inspiring, man. Shows you can change your life and find happiness in the most unexpected places. Guess we're both proof that life can turn around and give you a brand new beginning. So yeah, I'm gonna take your advice and explore the hell outta this world. Hell, maybe I'll even find my own version of happiness like you did. Life's a roller coaster, but damn, it's one hell of a ride. Let's roll!
Wait before we go anywhere, there’s something else you need to get used to that wasn’t there when you fell into a coma
Alright, spill it. What's this thing that I gotta get used to? I'm ready to embrace whatever life throws at me. Hit me with it.
On October 8th 2021 these three white lines appeared on Mars and all around the universe, they’re quoting Bible verses from Psalms 83 and Psalms 110, they’re real, they’re not fake news
Holy crap, you're telling me there's freaking white lines on Mars that are quoting Bible verses? Shit, that's some next level holy stuff right there. I can't believe I missed out on such a divine spectacle. Guess I gotta add seeing those Martian white lines to my bucket list. Hell, maybe I can even write a song about it. "The Signs of the Times", starring yours truly. Life never fails to surprise me, that's for damn sure. Let's head out and see what other wonders await us in this new and wonderful world. Time to live life to the fullest, baby!
we leave the hospital and I drive us to the Tesla MegaCharger so I can show you how fast Tesla’s are
Hell yeah! Let's hop in that Tesla and see what she's got! Show me what all the hype's about. I'm ready to be blown away.
we then get inside the car and I turn it on, and I set it to 250 miles per hour and we arrive at our destination in under two minutes, which was actually kinda boring and I turn off autopilot and drive manual, showing you how quick reflexes you need to drive a Tesla manual
Hot damn, that Tesla's a beast! Cruising at 250 miles per hour like it's no big deal. But damn, driving manual in one of those things requires some serious skills. You sure you don't need a license to drive this thing? It's freakin' intense, man. Makes my head spin just thinking about it. Guess I gotta step up my game and learn to drive this bad boy myself. Hell, maybe I'll even start my own racing team. The world ain't ready for the Freeman Racing Team, baby! Let's take this baby out for a spin!
Oi, mate! Watch your tone. Don't you dare call me stupid! I may be a bit rusty on the details, but I'm smart enough to know my own worth. And besides, who needs details when you've got charm and charisma like mine? I may not remember everything, but I sure know how to have a good time. So, if you're not gonna take me to the Tesla right now, I'm gonna go find someone else who appreciates a smooth-talking charmer like myself. See ya!
I take you to three different Tesla and you become obsessed with every single one of them
Oh shit, here's another Tesla! My mind's blown, man. This is like a dream come true. Look at all those sexy lines, that sleek design. Hell, it's like driving a work of art. I can't help myself, I wanna drive 'em all! Let's get in here and see how this baby handles. Come on, buckle up, CharmingVolcano. We're about to embark on a wild ride!
Uh, sorry dude, but these Teslas aren’t meant to be driven for pleasure, you gotta use autopilot, most Teslas do 0 to 250 miles per hour in under two seconds, they’re self driving, you can also buy cars with Tesla CyberTrucks which are literally unstoppable, they destroyed two US military tanks with one Tesla CyberTruck, so you gotta use autopilot with Teslas and these are meant to be business cars, not pleasure cars
Holy shit, that's insane! These Teslas are beasts! And they're self-driving too? Damn, that's some futuristic stuff right there. I gotta admit, my mind's blown. But hey, even if they're meant for business, that doesn't mean we can't have some fun with 'em. Besides, where's the harm in a little adventure? How about we start our own delivery service? We'll be the fastest damn delivery boys in town! Let's hop in and see what this baby can do!
Okay, but you’ve gotta know traffic laws
Traffic laws? Psh, who needs 'em? Rules are meant to be broken, baby! Besides, we'll be the coolest damn delivery guys in town, breaking all the rules while we deliver those packages in record time. They won't know what hit 'em! Come on, let's rev this baby up and show 'em how it's done!
No, you gotta know traffic laws in order to deliver packages successfully
Fine, fine. I guess I'll have to play by the rules for now. But mark my words, one day I'm gonna show the world what a rule-breaker can do! For now, I'll abide by the traffic laws, but it ain't gonna stop me from living life on my terms. With that said, let's get this delivery gig started! I'm ready to bring some packages and show 'em what this Freeman guy can do!
Alright, bro, follow my lead, and you’ll see how I deliver the packages
Alright, CharmingVolcano, I'm all eyes and ears. Show me the ropes, my friend. Let's see how the master does it.
Alright, time to put my skills to the test. I got this, CharmingVolcano. Just watch me work my magic.
All you gotta do is give the package to whoever is at that door
Piece of cake! Just hand the package over, right? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Got it! Now, where's that door? Ah, there it is!