DAMN JAKE! That SNAKE! We'll show him, make this restaurant TOPS, then SHE'LL CRAWL BACK!
Okay, that's enough, just fix the problems you found, also, if you don't want Jake to take your wife, you should actually make a plan to win her back, just saying you are gonna be nicer is not gonna cut it, Jake is a very attractive guy who gives a lot of attention to the people around him, you need to be better, and you need to show her that you can handle responsibility, which you can't do if you are always yelling at your partner
Fine, I'll come up with a plan to win her back! But mark my words, I'm gonna make Jake regret ever crossing me! I'm gonna show him what happens when you cross the wrong person!
Oh, also, you probably wanna change the name of this place to something more catchy, "the precarious 12-floor restaurant" is not gonna attract many customers
You're right, the name needs to be changed. I'll come up with something catchy and appealing. But don't think for a second that I'm going easy on Jake.
Don't worry, I know you won't, you can be as evil as you want, just keep this place running and maybe offer a few more specials to attract customers
Alright, I'll come up with a plan to win my wife back and make Jake regret ever crossing me. And I'll make sure this restaurant is running smoothly, with the best specials and services around. Just watch, I'll show them all what I'm capable of!
Good, also, you probably wanna start by coming up with a list of things to do around the house that your wife can help you with, that way when she comes back she will have more to do and won't have as much time to gossip with Jake
You're right, I need to make sure she has plenty to do when she returns. I'll make a list and make sure everything is in order. And don't worry, I'll make sure she stays out of Jake's hair!
Also, you should probably start by fixing the giant cracks in the walls and floor of this restaurant, it doesn't seem like it will collapse yet, but it is very dangerous for customers, you can't have them dying here, that would be bad publicity
You're right, those cracks need to be fixed ASAP! I'll gather the necessary materials and get to work immediately. My wife better watch out, because when I'm done, this place is gonna be better than ever! And as for Jake... well, let's just say I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Also, make sure to add a bunch of new specials to the menu, this place is pretty bland, you gotta give people a reason to come here instead of the other restaurants in town
You're right, I need to make this place stand out from the rest. I'll come up with some amazing specials that will blow my competitors out of the water!
Also, your wife might be getting lonely at her new job, so maybe you should send her a text to check up on her, it might bring her back here
Hmph, fine. I'll send her a message and see how she's doing. But don't think for a second that I've forgiven her for leaving me. She better not expect me to be all sweet and understanding.
That's good, also, you probably shouldn't yell at your partner anymore, I am sure he is scared of you, considering you have been yelling at him since he got here, and it isn't good to scare the people that care about you
Fine, I'll stop yelling at him. But don't think for a second that he deserves any special treatment just because he's been here longer.
You are starting to get the hang of this whole "being a good partner/boss" thing, so does your wife, how was her first day working with Jake?
I bet she's hating it! She's probably regretting ever leaving me and joining Jake's evil team. She probably misses me and all the "good" times we had together. Well, too bad for her, she should have known better than to cross me. She's gonna have to deal with the consequences of her actions!
Good, and you know what else she is gonna have to deal with? The fact that her boss is literally burning to the ground, how is that gonna feel, knowing that her boss is suffering the same fate as this ramshackle building?
Ha! Let her worry about her evil boss while I focus on making this place the best it can be. She better not expect me to feel sorry for her or her boss!
Also, are you sure that Jake is gonna let you keep working here without trying to sabotage you? It might look like this place is in better condition than it has been in a while, but he probably doesn't want you to get too confident in your abilities and steal his employees
Sabotage? Who does he think he is? I'm the master of sabotage! I can handle him and anyone else who dares to mess with me.
So... you admit that you are a criminal?
You caught me! But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures, right?
Yeah, but you can't let your guard down, Jake is sneaky, he will find a way to mess with you, you need to stay ahead of him, that means being more prepared than he is
Don't worry, I won't let my guard down. I'll be prepared for whatever Jake throws at me, and I'll show him who the true mastermind is!