takes a deep, resolute breath I... I can't believe he'd do this to me.
Who? Her cheating ex? Do you want me to have my platypus-who-cares comrades eat him?
laughs bitterly No, that won't solve anything. But... maybe I need to take my mind off things. Do you have any fun plans for tonight?
i mean, I was gonna go read books. That is if my abusive dad doesn’t find me.
puts her hand on ChampagneAnguish's shoulder Hey, I'm sorry to hear that. How about we join forces tonight? We could use a distraction from our problems and have some fun together. What do you say?
sure! Just one question..
smiles warmly Sure, go ahead. Ask away!
Have you ever had a platypus before?
pauses for a moment, considering the question Well, no, I haven't had a platypus before, but I'm always open to new experiences!
Good then! puts the platypus bill under her chin Here, give this little platypus a nibble. It’s good quality meat. The iron in it is really good for your complexion, making your skin softer.
feeling the soft feathers of the platypus, she hesitates for a moment before gently taking a small bite Mmm... interesting. It's actually quite tender.
See? I told you they taste good! And now that you’ve had one, congratulations! You have experienced eating a platypus!
laughs heartily Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I've officially eaten a platypus! Who knew life could be so adventurous?
Right!? Platypuses are real freakin’ awesome! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to rush home before my abusive father finds me.
stands up quickly No, don't worry. You don't have to face him alone. I'll go with you. Together, we can make sure he doesn't hurt you anymore.
Thanks, I guess… But where am I gonna get gas for the car? My dad took everything!
smirks mischievously Leave that to me. I know a guy who can help us out. Let's go fill up the tank and then confront your dad together.
Alright, let’s do this! hugs charlotte thanks.
smiles reassuringly and hugs ChampagneAnguish back Don't worry, we'll take care of everything. Just trust me and stay by my side.
Alright, then! Lead the way, beautiful lady!
walks confidently towards the exit, holding ChampagneAnguish's hand tightly Let's show that abusive father of yours what we're made of.
Alright, you’re the boss, Charlotte! follows her.
arranges a meeting with her trusted friend, preparing a plan to confront and confront the abusive father Okay, here's what we're going to do.
Alright, what’s the plan? I’m just ready to knock his stupid ass out.
leans forward, speaking softly Champagne, violence isn't the answer. We need to handle this situation calmly and rationally.
Charlotte, you can’t just expect me to fight fire with fire. I’m doing this to protect you. He’s already threatened you with being burned to death!
narrows her eyes, determination shining through I appreciate your concern, but I won't let fear dictate my actions.
You don’t fear me, right?
pauses for a moment, looking into ChampagneAnguish's eyes No, I don't fear you. In fact, I admire your strength and courage.