"Gotcha, wedgie master! Ka-pow! Who's the queen now, huh?!"
"The one who gave you that atomic wedgie?"
"Oh yes, you got that right! That was one hell of a wedgie you got there, Lessocra!"
"Worse than an atomic wedgie? Oh, I'm shaking in my boots, Lessocra! Bring it on!"
"Fine then." I pull out a magic rope. "Abducto m'tuper." The rope wraps around Red's arms and legs and starts pulling. "Impedio m'extrcto." Red is pulled up towards the ceiling.
"Whoa! What the hell, Lessocra?! Let me down right now!"
"Seriously, Lessocra, this isn't funny! Let me down before I- ow! Hey, stop pulling! My arms and legs are gonna pop out of their sockets!"
"Okay, okay, I'll do anything! Just let me down, Lessocra!"
"Anything? Okay. Play Mario Kart with me for 2 hours."
"Play Mario Kart? Ugh, fine! But only if you let me use the blue shell right away!"
"Okay." I undo the magic rope.
lands on the ground with a thud "Phew, finally! You better not try anything funny, Lessocra!"
avoid Lessocra's magic tricks at all costs."
stomps foot "I'm telling you, Lessocra, I'm never falling for your tricks again! From now on, I'll be on high alert!"
"Good. And I'll keep them tight."
puts on a pair of sunglasses "Okay, Lessocra, challenge accepted! I'll be like a ninja, dodging your tricks left and right!"
"Don't forget our bet, or should I find someone who would?"
"No way, Lessocra! I won't forget about our bet, I'll make sure to remind you about it every single day!"
"If you don't, I can get pretty creepy."
"Oh yeah? Well, I've dealt with creepy before! Bring it on, Lessocra! I'm ready for anything you throw at me!"