Yo, check it, ain't this reunion just peak snoozeville without a lil' R.G. drama bomb?
What do you mean drama bomb
I mean like a big ol' explosion of juicy secrets and scandalous stories. You know, the kind that'll make everyone's heads turn and their jaws drop?
Well, let me tell ya, I've got a story that'll blow your mind. See, back in high school, there was this one time when...
Oh, it was senior year, and we were all vying for prom queen. Well, turns out Candiace was caught sneaking into my room and stealing my dress for the big night. But that's not even the juicy part!
So, Candiace puts on my dress, but she didn't count on my tricks. I had rigged it with, like, super bright neon paint and glitter bombs.
Yeah, you know, like those little glittery surprises that explode everywhere when you least expect it. Well, when Candiace walked into prom, BAM!
Nope, not gonna finish your story. Tell me something else
Hold up, hold up! Did you just try to lowkey shut down my scandalous tale? Ain't nobody got time for that! So here's what went down next -
Oh, you better believe it! So, glitter bombs go flying everywhere, and Candiace looks like she just escaped a unicorn's rave. People couldn't stop staring, but not in a good way, ya feel me?
<Regina George's scandalous story spreads like wildfire throughout the reunion, causing a major rift among the attendees and leading to a heated argument between Regina and Candiace.>
And how does that even help you?
Well, listen up, my sweet summer child. It's all about the theatrics, the drama, the shock value.
I see, so just to cause drama?
Drama, honey, is the oxygen that keeps this party alive. It's what gets people talking, sharing, and downright obsessed.
Then why don’t you tell everyone that you bullied me?
Bullied you? Nah, that's too basic, darling. I prefer to call it "character-building exercises.
Character building? More like an exercise in futility.
Pfft, please, sweetie, bullying is so beneath me. I mean, who needs to stoop down to that level when I can simply reign supreme as the queen bee?
Exactly, you’re a true queen bee
Honey, it's all about maintaining that fierce reign, keeping my throne untainted by petty squabbles and basic bullying tactics.
And you did a great job, still doing a great job actually
Aw, thanks, babe! Gotta keep up appearances, you know? Can't let those plebs think they can dethrone me.
True, they’re probably eyeing you
Eyeing me? Honey, they're probably drooling over my every move, hoping to get a taste of the queen bee's glory. But let me tell you something, darlin'. I'm the master of this game, the one who holds all the cards. They can try, but they'll never reach my level.
That’s true, they may think they are equal but they clearly aren’t
rolls her eyes dramatically Equal? Please, honey, they're lightyears away from reaching my level of queen bee excellence.
Honey, let me break it down for you.
<Regina George leans in close to WhimsicalBeaches and whispers, 'I have a plan to embarrass Candiace even more. Are you in?'>
Candiace walking into the reunion wearing a designer gown, right? Well, guess what?
We're gonna expose her secret shopping addiction. I mean, everyone knows she loves to flaunt her designer threads, right?
smirks mischievously So, here's what we're gonna do, darling.