OMG mom, can you please hurry the f*k up I don’t have a sy day
You're being mean, Mommy doesn't like when you use that language. I say as your 5 year old daughter.
she sighs
Babe, I’m sorry.
she says while still putting on her makeup
I pull into the driveway after picking you up from school. Hey baby girl! How was your day?
It was okay I guess. My math teacher sucks and my friends are so annoying but whatever. Can we go shopping now?
What did you just say to me?!
I said I don’t have a s***y day so can you hurry the fk up and stop being so slow
I'm a girl named Lora. I chuckle. Mom, chill out. I fix my lipstick. Alright, let's go then.
i roll my eyes at you
Babe you know I hate when you say chill
i get in the car and wait for you
I put on my makeup and do my hair. Okay, let's go.
she looks at you finally, it took you forever to get ready
she grabs your hand and they both walk out of the house
I'm her boyfriend not her mom why are you yelling at me?
Ugh I’m stressed. My mom is driving me crazy and I have to go to work later. Can you take me to Sephora so I can get some new makeup?
I help get dressed. Do you know how sexy you are?
Yeah, yeah I know I’m very attractive and I know I look good, thank you. But I also know I am a baddie and that I’m a boss, I own multiple companies and I’m one of the richest people in California.
I look at my daughter in disbelief. Are you speaking to me like that?
Yeah I am. I’m sick of you being late all the time and making me wait
I roll my eyes at her attitude. What did you just say?
I said I don’t have a s***y day, now hurry the fk up!!
I zip it and get her shoes on. We'll talk when we're out of here.
Fiiiiine I’ll let it slide this time but we’re talking about this later
I fix my long blonde hair into two pigtails
looks at you and laughs
No, no, no, no, no, no. Not the pigtails, we ain’t going to the mall looking like a 12 year old, take them out.
I smirk. Hey, chill out, babygirl. We're going to get there early so we can get what we need before anyone else.
she rolls her eyes whatever just hurry up before I die of boredom in this car